"If you have to DARE your kids to not do drugs, maybe you’re not adequately prepared to be a parent."

Raum Dee @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]


"I’m one of the few black engineers besides Richard Pryor, AND HE WAS THE BEST! He built a computer that almost killed Superman!"

– Kevin Munroe @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"I’m one of the few black engineers besides Richard Pryor, AND HE WAS THE BEST! He built a computer that almost killed Superman!"

Kevin Munroe @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]


“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

– Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"I like my women like I like my coffee: black, hot and strong. Unfortunately those women also like their men to be black hot and strong."

– Dro @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I like my women like I like my coffee: black, hot and strong. Unfortunately those women also like their men to be black hot and strong."

Dro @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"Yesterday, I got drunk because I accidentally swallowed mouthwash."

Tim Young @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"My name is Dro. I’m a typical Mexican dude: I have two jobs and I’m still poor."

- Dro @ Amnesia Bar [Paraphrase]

"My name is Dro. I’m a typical Mexican dude: I have two jobs and I’m still poor."

- Dro @ Amnesia Bar [Paraphrase]

"It’s mighty courageous to tell jokes about your dad and your penis. It’s real courageous to talk about how you can’t hold a job, or a girlfriend, or a hammer…"

Juan Medina, in a Southern pastor voice, hosting @ Amnesia Bar. [Paraphrase]

9/28. Rajeev’s Big Night Out 2nd Anniversary @ Amnesia. 853 Valencia St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Ngaio Bealum, Moore/Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Trevor Hill, Eloisa Bravo and Kate Willett. Music by The Bailen Brothers, French Cassettes and Eggplant Casino.
"Every camera is a disposable camera, it just depends on how mad your parents will be if it’s thrown away."

Jeremy Talamantes @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]