"I like my women like I like my coffee: black, hot and strong. Unfortunately those women also like their men to be black hot and strong."

– Dro @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I like my women like I like my coffee: black, hot and strong. Unfortunately those women also like their men to be black hot and strong."

Dro @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"Yesterday, I got drunk because I accidentally swallowed mouthwash."

Tim Young @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"My name is Dro. I’m a typical Mexican dude: I have two jobs and I’m still poor."

- Dro @ Amnesia Bar [Paraphrase]

"My name is Dro. I’m a typical Mexican dude: I have two jobs and I’m still poor."

- Dro @ Amnesia Bar [Paraphrase]

"It’s mighty courageous to tell jokes about your dad and your penis. It’s real courageous to talk about how you can’t hold a job, or a girlfriend, or a hammer…"

Juan Medina, in a Southern pastor voice, hosting @ Amnesia Bar. [Paraphrase]

9/28. Rajeev’s Big Night Out 2nd Anniversary @ Amnesia. 853 Valencia St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Ngaio Bealum, Moore/Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Trevor Hill, Eloisa Bravo and Kate Willett. Music by The Bailen Brothers, French Cassettes and Eggplant Casino.

"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I was outside and I offered this girl my jacket. She said, “I’m not cold.” I said, “I know, but your arms are hideous.”"

— Christopher John @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"You have the right to remain silent… for an uncomfortably long period of time. Anything you say or do will be considered art."

- George Chen reading the Miranda (July) Rights @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"You have the right to remain silent… for an uncomfortably long period of time. Anything you say or do will be considered art."

- George Chen reading the Miranda (July) Rights @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

(Source: dilabar)