"The guy was like ‘I have more spot for the King Davids of Comedy, are you Jewish?’"
— Stephen David
"I don’t fight, okay. I jack off."
— Daryus Monday
"Better watch out, water is volatile"
— Rajeev Dhar @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]
"It was two comedians, that was a horrible fight. I rather see two retarded people fight in a bouncy house."
— David Gborie [Paraphrase]
