"I work in retail, which is a fancy way of saying I hate everybody… That was a joke for the proletarian… and THAT was a joke for the bourgeois!"

Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

5/11. Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Anita Drieseberg, Matt Lieb, Mimi Vilmenay, Joey Devine, Jesse Elias, David Gborie, David Nguyen and Andrew Holmgren. Hosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 
cyniccave:

Cynic Cave May 11th
Anita DriesebergMatt LiebJoey DevineJesse EliasDavid GborieMimi VilmenayDavid NguyenAndrew Holmgrem$10 21+call ahead of time for advance tickets415-643-3373

5/11. Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Anita Drieseberg, Matt Lieb, Mimi Vilmenay, Joey Devine, Jesse Elias, David Gborie, David Nguyen and Andrew Holmgren. Hosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 

cyniccave:

Cynic Cave May 11th

Anita Drieseberg
Matt Lieb
Joey Devine
Jesse Elias
David Gborie
Mimi Vilmenay
David Nguyen
Andrew Holmgrem

$10 
21+
call ahead of time for advance tickets
415-643-3373

internetclare:

Portraits of a few (of the many) Sylvan Boys 

(http://www.sylvanproductions.com/)

4/12. Fresh Like Cadaver (Horror+Comedy!) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Anna Seregina, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, Colleen Watson, Jeremy Wheat and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Andre Parker. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…
 
Our next show is FRIDAY April 12TH AT 8PM featuring comedians ANDREW HOLMGREN (Get Yucked Up, 2013 SF Sketchfest ) and KEITH D’SOUZA (Get Yucked Up, Sylvan Productions) followed by a live riffing of the movie NIGHT OF THE LEPUS by ANNA SEREGINA (Cynic Cave,Talkies) and COLLEEN WATSON (SF Sketchfest 2013, SF Punchline ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER ( Dipset Ambassador) 
ALSO: This month we have a suprise mystery riffer AND a surprise mystery comedian! What the fuuuuuuuck? Who are they? What do they want? What do they do for a living? I guess you’ll have to find out April 12th! Bring your ex!


 

4/12. Fresh Like Cadaver (Horror+Comedy!) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Anna Seregina, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, Colleen Watson, Jeremy Wheat and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Andre Parker. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…

 

Our next show is FRIDAY April 12TH AT 8PM featuring comedians ANDREW HOLMGREN (Get Yucked Up, 2013 SF Sketchfest ) and KEITH D’SOUZA (Get Yucked Up, Sylvan Productions) followed by a live riffing of the movie NIGHT OF THE LEPUS by ANNA SEREGINA (Cynic Cave,Talkies) and COLLEEN WATSON (SF Sketchfest 2013, SF Punchline ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER ( Dipset Ambassador) 

ALSO: This month we have a suprise mystery riffer AND a surprise mystery comedian! What the fuuuuuuuck? Who are they? What do they want? What do they do for a living? I guess you’ll have to find out April 12th! Bring your ex!

 

Sketch Saturday: “Coffee.” by Sylvan Productions

2/14. Laughing Stock [Comedy] @ Gallery and Bar 4N5. 7PM. $5. Featuring Scott Capurro, Caitlin Gill, Daryus Monday, Andrew Holmgren, Juan Medina and Kollin Holtz (host). Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

2/14. Laughing Stock [Comedy] @ Gallery and Bar 4N5. 7PM. $5. Featuring Scott Capurro, Caitlin Gill, Daryus Monday, Andrew Holmgren, Juan Medina and Kollin Holtz (host). Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

2/11. This Feels Wrong w/ Scott Capurro @ 1772 Market St. SF. 8PM. $6. Featuring Jules Posner, Andrew Holmgren, Lydia Popovich, Kevin Munroe, Sammy Obeid and hosted by Casey Ley. Tickets Available Here. 

2/11. This Feels Wrong w/ Scott Capurro @ 1772 Market St. SF. 8PM. $6. Featuring Jules Posner, Andrew Holmgren, Lydia Popovich, Kevin Munroe, Sammy Obeid and hosted by Casey Ley. Tickets Available Here

"It’s the perfect environment for comedy, the two most conducive for comedy: religion and water."

Andrew Holmgren @ Western Christian Bookstore [Paraphrase]

The #SylvanHouse House Show. Featuring David Gborie, The Dunning-Kruger Effect (Andrew Holmgren & Keith D’Souza), Josh Andronsky, Nathan Brannon, Derek Sheen, Ian Karmel, and Ahmed Bharoocha.

(Source: kollinholtz)