"I like smoking weed because I like being terrified and hungry at the same time."

Andy Haynes @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

10/10. The Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $5. Featuring Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister, Caitlin Gill and Chris Thayer. Special Guests: Barbara Holm, Andy Haynes, George Peyton Gordon III and Alice Wetterlund. 

10/10. The Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $5. Featuring Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister, Caitlin Gill and Chris Thayer. Special Guests: Barbara Holm, Andy Haynes, George Peyton Gordon III and Alice Wetterlund. 

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Andy Haynes (“It’s like a burrito I really want, but it’s different, and you’re there, and we’re on a mission, but I run really slow.”) [31 Days]

[Photo by Devin Das]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Andy Haynes (“It’s like a burrito I really want, but it’s different, and you’re there, and we’re on a mission, but I run really slow.”) [31 Days]

[Photo by Devin Das]

8/9. Comics Choice @ Tommy T’s Show Room. 1000 Van Ness. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Caitlin Gill, Cory Loykasek, Sean Keane, Jason Dove and Andy Haynes. Presented by Alex Huffman, Jason Dove and Matt Louv




[A top-to-bottom amazing line-up from one of San Francisco’s most cohesive units. It’s a very pleasant comedy manifest.]

8/9. Comics Choice @ Tommy T’s Show Room. 1000 Van Ness. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Caitlin Gill, Cory Loykasek, Sean Keane, Jason Dove and Andy Haynes. Presented by Alex Huffman, Jason Dove and Matt Louv

[A top-to-bottom amazing line-up from one of San Francisco’s most cohesive units. It’s a very pleasant comedy manifest.]

Andy Haynes. Getting Called Gay A Lot.

[Favorite Things of Last Night]

Andy Haynes. Proud White People.