Annotated: Roman Leo

[Points to a girl in the audience]

You’re cute. You’re like the icing on the gilded lily. I’d like to kiss you on your neck… lick the inside of your mouth.

Gilded Lily: a form of the phrase “[to] gild the lily”.


To apply unnecessary ornament - to over embellish


From Shakespeare’s King John, 1595:

Therefore, to be possess’d with double pomp,
To guard a title that was rich before,
To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet,
To smooth the ice, or add another hue
Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish,
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.

The context of that speech in the play is King John’s satisfaction with his second coronation - “Here once again we sit, once again crown’d”. His courtiers aren’t so sure, calling the crowning ‘superfluous’. The use of Shakespeare’s text to denote unnecessary ornamentation is fairly straightforward. After all, ‘to gild’ is to cover with a thin layer of gold, so ‘gilding refined gold’ is obviously unnecessary. Unfortunately, remembering text from Shakespeare isn’t everyone’s forte and the quotation has become rather garbled. As the quotation above shows, ‘gild the lily’ doesn’t appear in the original.

The term ‘paint the lily’ was used in the 20th century, with the same meaning we now apply to ‘gild the lily’. Clearly, this is the correct quotation. The two versions coexisted for a time, although ‘paint the lily’ is now hardly ever used. The first citation I can find for ‘gild the lily’ comes from the USA, in the Newark Daily Advocate, 1895, in what appears to be a half-remembered version of Shakespeare:

via The Phrase Finder

(The more you know!)

Annotated: Sammy Franco

Donkey Kong?

Annotated: Justin Harrison

I don’t eat chicken, I eat turkey!

-Justin Harrison

Justin has highlighted the drug-free propaganda in light of his own substance abuse problems. And he wonders why more attention wasn’t paid to keeping fat kids off of chicken nugget. Here are the sources of these observations.

Marijuana PSA


Junkie Future PSA

Annotated: Jesse Elias

I like my Marvel vs. Capcom teams like I like my Rodger’s and Hammerstein lyrics: Cable, Cable, and Cable

- Jesse Elias

South Pacific: My Girl Back Home

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