"If bands are considered a ‘business’, KISS is the Bennigan’s of metal bands."

Aviva Siegel @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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Aviva Siegel. Chinese Village. 01/05/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

Last week at the Stork Club was subtitled: New Loved Ones. It’s a reference to a Toro y Moi song (featured below). Vincent Chaung, Angela Julian, Andrew Orolfo, and Aviva Siegel… four of our favorite new(er) comedians.


"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"'Breaking Bad' kept people off meth, because if you sold your television you couldn't watch 'Breaking Bad', which is just as addictive as meth."

Aviva Siegel @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]