Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Porchlight: Feast or Famine" by George Chen. 

Porchlight Nov 25, 2013
Hemlock Tavern

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang [SF00s] (x)

(via irkaygeeaye)

"Reality Scripted (Stand Up Comedy)" by Keon Polee (via comedytimetv)

[Keon is that dude. I love how in control he remains in any given set. I’m glad I can finally share his stand-up.]

(Source: mattgubser)

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

Must See: Dirty Haiku Battle: Caitlin Gill vs. David Gborie. Champion vs. Champion. Filmed at Tourettes Without Regrets ( tourettesregret ) in Oakland. 

(Source: tourettesregret)

"big nigga in little chinatown chinatown chinatown" by Papp Johnson. Recorded Live at the Great Star Theater in San Francisco. 

Utilizing the art of thoughtful stupidity, Papp discusses personal experiences and offers his revelations on hot-button issues like “the corn on the stick lady.” Footage taken from the #HellaFunny show @ the great star theater in san francisco’s chinatown district. 

[Papp Johnson says my favorite even-keel, completely hyperbolic statements]