Podcast: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts). Episode 5: Giants (w/ Andrew Holmgren). Hosted by David Gborie and OJ Patterson.

The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant’s enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was. 

In the stillness of night, with luna looming, David Gborie and OJ Patterson embark on a aural expedition with actress-comedian Clare O’Kane. Instruments are pointed to Laney College in Oakland where an impending production of “Alice in Oaksterland" crests over the horizon. Also discussed: phantom sphincters, wearing pants during a natural disaster and proper Apocalypse attire. Download Link: Here.

Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts): Promo #2 (w/ Clare O’Kane)

Whew, what a whrilwind of emotions it has been in the space station this month. The Sylvan International Space Station has been afloat with excitment… and lack of gravity. Bad jokes aside, the Blackstronauts present to you a teaser for the upcoming episode with Clare O’Kane about “Acting”. This clip is all about sex. Space sex. Stay tuned and enjoy.


Black Astronauts “Episode 1: Parties” w/ David Cairns.

From the Sylvan International Space Station, famed Blackstronauts David Gborie (@thegissilent) and OJ Patterson (@ojpatterson) regale a tale of supreme expedition. Joined by fellow spaceman David Cairns (@davidcarins), the two reach out past Pabst, skullduggery and gravity in this episode of the Black Astronauts (BLACKSTRONAUTS!)

Mandatory Rollercoaster: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) by Aram “Fresh” French
[This is incredible! Thanks Aram!]

Mandatory Rollercoaster: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) by Aram “Fresh” French

[This is incredible! Thanks Aram!]

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