"I don’t need popping corn at a Natalie Portman movie…"
— The Well Known Comic [Well conceived premise]
"I’m thinking of having this baby out of spite"
— Shanti Charan on a pregnancy scare
"I went to Good Vibes and got a $65 replacement for you. All you can do is wash a car."
— Melanie O’Brien explaining to a male audience member why a pleasure device is better than him [Paraphrase]
