"Do you think God is overwhelmed with “thank you’s”? ‘Thanks, I’ve got it…take some credit for yourselves.’"

— Gary Hughes @ Cafe Yesterday [Paraphrase]

"DO YOUR MOM! DO YOUR MOM!"

Cafe Yesterday crowd demanding Allison Mick impersonate her mom 

"What do you call a werewolf when it becomes invisible? A WHEREWOLF!"

Keeler Curtice @ Cafe Yesterday [Paraphrase]

"Is Bartolomeu a good name for a cat? Yes it is. It has the word “mew” in it."

Nick Sondhi @ Cafe Yesterday [Paraphrase]

Irene Tu @ Cafe Yesterday. 

3/23. Hella Funny Open-Mic @ Cafe Yesterday. 1122 University St. Berkeley, CA. Free. Sign-Ups: 7:30PM. Show: 8:00PM. Hosted by Stroy Moyd.
[Cheap Drinks, Wine and Food. Go out tonight Berkeley #swag]

3/23. Hella Funny Open-Mic @ Cafe Yesterday. 1122 University St. Berkeley, CA. Free. Sign-Ups: 7:30PM. Show: 8:00PM. Hosted by Stroy Moyd.

[Cheap Drinks, Wine and Food. Go out tonight Berkeley #swag]