"I just rollerbladed 20 miles. The other people on the treadmills were looking at me pretty weird though. Fucking gym snobs."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

"Cigarettes are like little adorable tanning beds for your teeth."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

"If she’s wearing braces, she’s too young. If she’s wearing leg braces… LETS GET WEIRD!"

— Chase Perdue [Paraphrase]

"sometimes i floss just to make sure i can still bleed."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

Happy Late Birthday

Special thirty-minutes-late birthday shout outs to Chase Perdue and Cameron Vannini. In addition to being Bay Area comedians, they’re two of my favorite Bay Area comedians. I like Chase’s ever present comedic output, and I like Cameron’s revolving orb of revolt (towards hipsters, himself, and the world at large). Keep up the good fight gentlemen. Goodnight.

Photos by Arlie Ausich and Shawn Robbins respectively

"Almost certain that my girl friends parents gave her the same advice for sex as they did for bear attacks."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

"When you’re drunk the 5 second rule changes to ‘is there any dog hair on it?’"

Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

"Bragging about growing weed in California is like bragging about being racist in Alabama."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

Tonight: FAB Comedy @ Mel-O-Dee Lounge. El Cerrito. 8 PM. 21+. No Cover. Featuring Nina G, Ivan Hernandez, Andrew Holmgren, Gina Ritter, Chase Perdue, and more. Hosted by. Becky Wolf.

[East Bay Comedy for you East Bayittes]

Tonight: FAB Comedy @ Mel-O-Dee Lounge. El Cerrito. 8 PM. 21+. No Cover. Featuring Nina G, Ivan Hernandez, Andrew Holmgren, Gina Ritter, Chase Perdue, and more. Hosted by. Becky Wolf.

[East Bay Comedy for you East Bayittes]

Chase Perdue by. Shawn Robbins

Chase Perdue by. Shawn Robbins