"Black Swan is like Batman for girls"

— Chris Duncan

"Yankin’" by Lady

[Chris Duncan’s theme song. His rendition of this is like a fiery meteor crashing into a clown college. Insanely funny, off center, inappropriate but fascinating.]

David Cairns by. Chris Duncan

David Cairns by. Chris Duncan

Saturday Night Stage Time: 800 Larkin Open Mic @ Larkin&OFarrell. SF. 8:00 PM. Free. Hosted by Chris Duncan.

Saturday Night Stage Time: 800 Larkin Open Mic @ Larkin&OFarrell. SF. 8:00 PM. Free. Hosted by Chris Duncan.

Sylvan Open Improv @ The Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. 8 PM. Free. Time to get your pretend on. @SylvanTweets !

Photo by Chris Duncan. 

Sylvan Open Improv @ The Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. 8 PM. Free. Time to get your pretend on. @SylvanTweets !

Photo by Chris Duncan. 

Tonight: (Comedy) Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley, CA. $10. 7:30 PM. All Ages. Featuring Joe Gorman, Hence Singleton, Isaac Sherbin, Chris Duncan, Lyall Behrens and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

Tonight: (Comedy) Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley, CA. $10. 7:30 PM. All Ages. Featuring Joe Gorman, Hence Singleton, Isaac Sherbin, Chris Duncan, Lyall Behrens and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

Nick Padilla by. Chris Duncan

Nick Padilla by. Chris Duncan

"You think I give a fuck?! I just raw dogged a girl I met five days ago! For all I know, I could have AIDS right now!"

— Insanely Drunk Chris Duncan (via juanthecomedian)

Somebody’s Moms were busy

A few people are celebrating birthdays on St. Patrick’s Day like:

Ameen Belbahri

Chris Bostwick, jericho! alum

Chris Duncan

and

Stuart Thompson

They all receive an obligatory Beatles song and a hearty Happy Birthday.

Misha and Luke @ ARK 221 by. Chris Duncan

Misha and Luke @ ARK 221 by. Chris Duncan