Hanging Out with Chris Schiappacasse and Vahé Hova. Guest: Mike Spiegelman

"If I had to dress like you, I’d kill myself."

— Al, the audience member, towards Chris Schiappacasse @ Portal’s Tavern

Hanging Out w/ Chris Schiappacasse and Vahé Hova. Guest: Susan Maletta. 

[Gonzo-“Journalism”]


Just because you do crack, doesn’t mean you can be ignorant

- Chris Schiappacasse on a scatter-shot racist he recently encountered @ Dirty Trix
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

Just because you do crack, doesn’t mean you can be ignorant

- Chris Schiappacasse on a scatter-shot racist he recently encountered @ Dirty Trix

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]


I feel naked without my metal dick

- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco
[Photo by Clare O’Kane]

I feel naked without my metal dick

- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco

[Photo by Clare O’Kane]

Chris Schiappacasse and Yuri Kagan in... "Deco(nfusion)"

  • : :Yuri is talking about his time working as a porn search optimization manager::
  • Chris Schiappacasse: What *IS* Gonzo?
  • Yuri Kagan: It's what your mom did to have you.
"Haven’t you read my blog? “Gofuckyourself.com”"

— Chris Schiappacasse @ Dirty Trix

10/25. The Rejects of Stand-Up @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8 PM. Feat Johnny Squires, Suraj Menon, Chris Schiappacasse, Stephen Ferris, Sweet Gail, Vahé Hova and Keon Kobra.

10/25. The Rejects of Stand-Up @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8 PM. Feat Johnny Squires, Suraj Menon, Chris Schiappacasse, Stephen Ferris, Sweet Gail, Vahé Hova and Keon Kobra.

"I’m making a new type of weed. You heard of ‘Trainwreck’? You heard of ‘Super Trainwreck’? I’m making the ‘Space Shuttle Challenger’."

— Chris Schiappacasse @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]

"Her life might have been different if her last name was Orange-Juice-house"

— Chris Schiappacasse on Amy Winehouse [Paraphrase]