"If I had to dress like you, I’d kill myself."
— Al, the audience member, towards Chris Schiappacasse @ Portal’s Tavern
Hanging Out w/ Chris Schiappacasse and Vahé Hova. Guest: Susan Maletta.
[Gonzo-“Journalism”]
![Just because you do crack, doesn’t mean you can be ignorant
- Chris Schiappacasse on a scatter-shot racist he recently encountered @ Dirty Trix
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbt6g7b9K1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Just because you do crack, doesn’t mean you can be ignorant
- Chris Schiappacasse on a scatter-shot racist he recently encountered @ Dirty Trix
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]
![I feel naked without my metal dick
- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco
[Photo by Clare O’Kane]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve1awuesc1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Chris Schiappacasse and Yuri Kagan in... "Deco(nfusion)"
- : :Yuri is talking about his time working as a porn search optimization manager::
- Chris Schiappacasse: What *IS* Gonzo?
- Yuri Kagan: It's what your mom did to have you.
"Haven’t you read my blog? “Gofuckyourself.com"
— Chris Schiappacasse @ Dirty Trix
"I’m making a new type of weed. You heard of ‘Trainwreck’? You heard of ‘Super Trainwreck’? I’m making the ‘Space Shuttle Challenger’."
— Chris Schiappacasse @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]
"Her life might have been different if her last name was Orange-Juice-house"
— Chris Schiappacasse on Amy Winehouse [Paraphrase]
![The Rejects of Comedy by. Eve David
[Johnny Squires, Suraj Menon, Chris Schiappacasse, Steve Ferris]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowcycvFk61qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
