Meow by Katy Perry. The Greatest Gift of All.

Meow by Katy Perry. The Greatest Gift of All.

"…Christmas, a day picked randomly by time and man through a mixture of history and myth, a single day of appointed joy, that came to be by a series of events and misconceptions and attempts by the church to subjugate the pagan religion…. Aww the Holidays."

— Conor Kellicutt (via Facebook)

Patton Oswalt. Christmas Shoes.

[SF90s]

"remember, ‘twas the night before CHRISTMAS, not the night before STEVE."

— Blaine Capatch (via Twitter: @blainecapatch)

Christmas Lights by Mary Van Note

Christmas Lights by Mary Van Note

(via maryvannotes)

Drink My Way Through Christmas by Karen Kilgariff

Elevator to Space Episode 37: Merry Christmas (I’m a bit late, but time has no bearing on relevance).

Freezy the Klanman by. Kevin Munroe

(Oh beautiful beautiful satire. Taking hate and making art. Happy Holidays!)

liezlwashere:

Christmas is for Fucking
by Reggie Watts

lower your standards for the night…

CDR christmas CD free with purchase of the the CDR 2010 calendar!

Off topic geographically. On topic seasonally.

Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm
December 3 - 18, 2010

Kris Kringle and Pere Noel are famous Christian luminaries who officiated over the winter solstice celebrations in Austria and France for generations. Now, they languish under house arrest in Limbo after refusing to retool the solstice celebration into a big birthday party for Jesus. Meanwhile, their enslaved minions—wicked horned demon Krampus and unrepentant serial killer Pere Fouettard—are enduring their 500th year of eternal punishment in Purgatory, as they have ever since their former masters were Decommissioned.

But when Fouettard discovers how to escape back to Earth, Satan offers them immunity from celestial punisment if they can figure out how to break into Hell.

With the fate of the world at stake, Jesus offers Kringle and Noel a chance to redeem themselves and save Christmas from the foul forces of evil.

Will Kringle and Noel save Christmas? Will Zeus swear in ancient Greek?
Will Moses finally get a blanket? Will Santa Claus ever shut up?
There is only one way to find out.

Come to The Dark Room Theater this December and find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.

Christmas in HELL is a new original holiday play written and directed by Jim Fourniadis and stars Steffanos X, Justin Gomes, Ralph Hoy, Lionel Rouge, Jim Jeske, Sherilyn Connelly, Craig Souza, Zachary Davenport and Andrew Moore.

Tickets: $20 at the door,
and online at brownpapertickets.com/event/138198

Starts tonight and stars the Sylvan Kids. Good enough for me.