4/11. squelchLIVE Comedy @ 101 Morgan Hall. 8pm. $3-$5. Featuring Miles K, Christopher John, Aly Jones, Brandon Stokes, Clare O’Kane, and hosted by Tirumari Jothi. Tickets Available: Here.

4/11. squelchLIVE Comedy @ 101 Morgan Hall. 8pm. $3-$5. Featuring Miles K, Christopher John, Aly Jones, Brandon Stokes, Clare O’Kane, and hosted by Tirumari Jothi. Tickets Available: Here.

"Have you ever been forced to receive a blowjob because you don’t want to seem racist?"

— Christopher John on stripper etiquette @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"I broke up with my girlfriend, but it’s going to work out for the best, because we were cousins."

— Christopher John @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

12/15. Free Comedy (Get Yucked Up) @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Sean Keane, Daryus Monday, Caitlin Gill and Christopher John. Hosted by Andrew Holmgren. 

12/15. Free Comedy (Get Yucked Up) @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Sean Keane, Daryus Monday, Caitlin Gill and Christopher John. Hosted by Andrew Holmgren. 


"My friend told me, ‘You should just go bald’. I told him, ‘I’m trying!’ This is as bald as I can get.”

- Christopher John @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]

"My friend told me, ‘You should just go bald’. I told him, ‘I’m trying!’ This is as bald as I can get.”

- Christopher John @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]


So, just trying to get these L.O.L.’s

- Christopher John while trying to get those L.O.L.’s @ Space 1582. 

So, just trying to get these L.O.L.’s

- Christopher John while trying to get those L.O.L.’s @ Space 1582. 

11/7. Comedy and Pinball for a Cause: Benefit the POP @ Kimball’s. 255 2nd St. Oakland, CA. 8:00pm. Free. Featuring Jesse Elias (headliner), Caitlin Gill, Jason Dove, Nina G, Roman Leo, Christopher John and hosting by OJ Patterson. Donations Readily Accepted. More Information: Here. 

Come for pinball at 7:00. Comedy show starts at 8:00.The Pinball Outreach Program’s mission is to improve the lives of hospitalized children during the downtime of treatment by bringing the game, history and excitement of pinball to Children’s Hospitals. Comedy and Pinball for a Cause will be holding a benefit for POP. The show is free but we will be passing around “the hat” to donate to this project. Also, all money made from the pinball play will be donated to POP (which include some of the best pin
ball games in the Bay Area!). Please come and support this cause to help kids in the hospital have some pintastic fun!

11/7. Comedy and Pinball for a Cause: Benefit the POP @ Kimball’s. 255 2nd St. Oakland, CA. 8:00pm. Free. Featuring Jesse Elias (headliner), Caitlin Gill, Jason Dove, Nina G, Roman Leo, Christopher John and hosting by OJ Patterson. Donations Readily Accepted. More Information: Here

Come for pinball at 7:00. Comedy show starts at 8:00.

The Pinball Outreach Program’s mission is to improve the lives of hospitalized children during the downtime of treatment by bringing the game, history and excitement of pinball to Children’s Hospitals. Comedy and Pinball for a Cause will be holding a benefit for POP. The show is free but we will be passing around “the hat” to donate to this project. Also, all money made from the pinball play will be donated to POP (which include some of the best pin

ball games in the Bay Area!). Please come and support this cause to help kids in the hospital have some pintastic fun!
10/20. End of Days Comedy w/ Roman Leo @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 9PM. Featuring Nina G, OJ Patterson, Christopher John, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Gabby Poccia and Chris Barylick. Presented by Mean Dave and Christopher John.

10/20. End of Days Comedy w/ Roman Leo @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 9PM. Featuring Nina G, OJ Patterson, Christopher John, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Gabby Poccia and Chris Barylick. Presented by Mean Dave and Christopher John.


“I used to like Suicide Girls… until I realized that they were douche bags… because they have Ed Hardy skin.”

- Christopher John @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]

I used to like Suicide Girls… until I realized that they were douche bags… because they have Ed Hardy skin.

- Christopher John @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]