"OJ’s laughter and Chris Duncan fucking girls make me sad."

— Christopher John @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Roman Leo Roast

Talking to Mean Dave is like being raped by an audio book - Christopher John

Fuck me, I’m roasting myself up here - Leo Zinger

I’ve seen a better muscle tone on a Chihuahua skeleton - Roman Leo on Miles K

Bob Lieberman’s jokes makes the music of Kenny G look avant grade - Jesse Elias 

Roman, you’re like the friendliest guy I don’t trust - Ben Feldman

When people say “Juan Medina killed” you’ll have to ask to clarify - Miles K

"I committed social suicide; I tried to kill myself during a party. Nobody would talk to me afterward… because I was dead."

— Christopher John @ Vitus 

"My girlfriend is more of a girl acquaintence"

— Christopher John @ Brainwash 

“I raped myself three days ago…I masturbated when I wasn’t in the mood” - Christopher John 

“I raped myself three days ago…I masturbated when I wasn’t in the mood” - Christopher John