"I like porn. I like porn so much I jerk off before so I can finish the whole clip."

— Christopher John @ Vice Principals of Comedy/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"Everybody wants to be a nerd. They think, ‘Oh, I like obscure shit so that makes me a nerd.’ It’s not about liking things, it’s about people not liking you."

— Christopher John @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available Here @ 00:29:20]

Christopher John & OJ Patterson in... Prop Comic

  • OJ Patterson: If you had to be a prop comic, what prop would you use?
  • Christopher John: A gun.
"I was outside and I offered this girl my jacket. She said, “I’m not cold.” I said, “I know, but your arms are hideous.”"

— Christopher John @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I killed somebody in cold blood. I drowned them in it."

— Christopher John @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"I used to think I was all for abortion, but then I realized I just hate meeting new people."

— Christopher John @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]

Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 
pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEXMonday, June 3rd @ 8:00pmThe Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)3 blocks from 16th & Mission BARTNO COVER!
Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 
MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.
June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).
Every First Monday of the Month!
The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 

pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEX
Monday, June 3rd @ 8:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).

Every First Monday of the Month!

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

"I get hella pussy! Too much pussy if you ask me."

— Christopher John @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]

4/11. squelchLIVE Comedy @ 101 Morgan Hall. 8pm. $3-$5. Featuring Miles K, Christopher John, Aly Jones, Brandon Stokes, Clare O’Kane, and hosted by Tirumari Jothi. Tickets Available: Here.

4/11. squelchLIVE Comedy @ 101 Morgan Hall. 8pm. $3-$5. Featuring Miles K, Christopher John, Aly Jones, Brandon Stokes, Clare O’Kane, and hosted by Tirumari Jothi. Tickets Available: Here.