I just converted all my jpegs to Islam.

- Miles K via Clever Things To Say

I just converted all my jpegs to Islam.

- Miles K via Clever Things To Say

"“My motto is live every day as if I were about to kill you.”
-Kim Jong Un"

— Miles K (via Clever Things to Say)

"How good are professional athletes, really? Your average sports team loses half its games."

— Miles K 

(Source: cleverthingstosay.com)

"“Take life one day at a time,” sounds like the affirmation of a serial killer."

— Miles K (via Clever Things To Say)