julesposner:

Keepin’ it short and sweet in TimeOut New York

5/23. Be Funny w/ Ngaio Bealum @ The Legionnaire Saloon. 2272 Telegraph Ave. 8PM. $5. Featuring Chris Storin, Reggie Matthews and hosted by Chris Riggins.

5/23. Be Funny w/ Ngaio Bealum @ The Legionnaire Saloon. 2272 Telegraph Ave. 8PM. $5. Featuring Chris Storin, Reggie Matthews and hosted by Chris Riggins.

Favorite Things of Last Night: Steve Hernandez

"I get hella pussy! Too much pussy if you ask me."

— Christopher John @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor

“I’ve got this “lipstick lesbian” face with a “Tim Burton” body.” 

- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

DJ REAL by Leo Hochberg
Carla Clayy by Leo Hochberg

Carla Clayy by Leo Hochberg

Dave Thomason by Leo Hochberg
"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"

— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

thecomedyhipster:

The many looks of Shelby Fero (Menlo Park), the rapper.