Greg Behrendt @ Comedy Palace by Sam Varela
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Greg Behrendt @ Comedy Palace by Sam Varela

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Ben Kolina. 10 Minutes at the San Francisco Punch Line.

"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

Solomon Georgio by Cowboy
"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"

Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 


“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]