redscott:

Joe Nguyen (@vietjew) and Maeby Knott, taken at my studio/tv room.

"Tinder: A dating site where people who just want to have casual sex meet up with people looking for long, committed relationships. They meet up for coffee and two people leave unsatisfied."

Chris Thayer @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I feel like marijuana is just a gateway drug to Wikipedia."

Trevor Hill @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

portlandstandupphotoalbum:

Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

7/16! Super Trashed Bros: Crowdsourced Video Game Drinking Game @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 7:00pm. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Fernandez, Jacob Rubin and Will Scovill. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Jesse McGrath, and Stephen Ku. 

[ONE WEEK AWAY! Somebody come to this so I’m not so stressed out? It’s a comedian-paneled game show, where if you fail you drink and we field audience suggestions. It’s our first show, please come out and support!]

7/16! Super Trashed Bros: Crowdsourced Video Game Drinking Game @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 7:00pm. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Fernandez, Jacob Rubin and Will Scovill. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Jesse McGrath, and Stephen Ku.

[ONE WEEK AWAY! Somebody come to this so I’m not so stressed out? It’s a comedian-paneled game show, where if you fail you drink and we field audience suggestions. It’s our first show, please come out and support!]

(Source: courtingcomedy)

[EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FOR LOVE! While I was witness to this date, I particularly enjoy the disdain for Papp Johnson’s invasive crowd work]