"I wish [comedians] had super powers, but we’re just drunk assholes."
— Conor Kellicutt @ Vitus
"…Christmas, a day picked randomly by time and man through a mixture of history and myth, a single day of appointed joy, that came to be by a series of events and misconceptions and attempts by the church to subjugate the pagan religion…. Aww the Holidays."
— Conor Kellicutt (via Facebook)