"It’s hard to lose a parent. It’s even harder if you were hoping to lose the other parent first. [beat] If you were my brother, you’d be giving me a standing ovation, ‘Finally somebody said it.’"

— Laurie Kilmartin @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"So, this is what I’m doing instead of spending time with my kids."

— Natasha Muse to a tepid audience @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse
"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse

"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

Things Eloisa Bravo Hates. #24HourCynicCave

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

"A saw a lady with pictures only from the waist up. I think she’s a centaur."

Matt Curry on online dating @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

cyniccave:

Shit Creek
 love editionWeds June 4th
The summer camp you never got to experience. Comedy! Storytelling! Variety! with your counselors Jesse Fernandez, DJ Real, and Mary Van Note. Special guests Christie Mettel and Jesse Hett.

cyniccave:

Shit Creek

love edition
Weds June 4th

The summer camp you never got to experience. Comedy! Storytelling! Variety! 
with your counselors Jesse Fernandez, DJ Real, and Mary Van Note. 
Special guests Christie Mettel and Jesse Hett.