"It’s hard to lose a parent. It’s even harder if you were hoping to lose the other parent first. [beat] If you were my brother, you’d be giving me a standing ovation, ‘Finally somebody said it.’"
— Laurie Kilmartin @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"So, this is what I’m doing instead of spending time with my kids."
— Natasha Muse to a tepid audience @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"A saw a lady with pictures only from the waist up. I think she’s a centaur."
— Matt Curry on online dating @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]