Had fun at writeclubsf last night. Really enjoyed the personal reflections on math (and, consequently, the loneliness of 1).
1-2: David Cairns ( drcairns ) and his trophy. He put booze in his cup; he’s really drinking up his victory
3: Carey Callahan (of awkwardsexshow ) with a badass and tawdry piece about vampires
4. Baruch Porras-Hernandez on being OBTUSE (first set of the night)
5. While sitting in the wings, I became obsessed with the “shot clock element”. I made a little gif of it during Carey’s set.

[Every third Tuesday of the Month. Make Out Room on 22nd St. $5.]

Dan & Linda’s Yelling Cave! by Cake Fight

Got something you want to get off your chest? Come on down to Dan & Linda’s Cave and have a yell. You’ll feel great!

A commercial parody by Cake Fight
Written by David Cairns

Starring/Editing: Lindsey Andersen & David Cairns
Testimonials: Corey Mustin & George Deihl
Camera: Aaron Mervis & Alec Richker
Production: Sean Spencer & Stephanie Streisand

Cake Fight is Lindsey Andersen, David Cairns, Aaron Mervis, Sean Spencer, and Stephanie Streisand

Sketch Saturday: Bob Bondle Motors: A Handshake for Every Customer! by Cake Fight. Featuring David Cairns

In November of ‘13, we gathered a handful of brilliant minds together to discuss the hot button issues of the day, namely Thanksgiving menus and family politics. Here’s that night’s first bout: the auntly David Cairns against the avuncular Nate Waggoner in AUNT v UNCLE.

drcairns:

Here’s the piece I read at Ivan Hernandez’s lovely short story showcase, Give Me Fiction. The theme was “POWER” (Ivan’s capitals, not mine).

(via give-me-fiction)

3/2. Give Me Fiction: Power @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8:30PM. $10. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Molly Sanchez, Emily Epstein White, Nate Waggoner, George Chen, and Tara Marsden. 
give-me-fiction:

Give Me Fiction returns to its rightful place on the first Sunday of the month! Some of the finest minds in comedy, literature, and theatre write pieces around a theme, which they are free to interpret as loosely or strictly as they wish. This month’s theme is POWER, and reading will be:David CairnsEmily Epstein WhiteMolly SanchezNate WaggonerGeorge ChenTara Marsden And your host, the mighty Ivan Hernandez.
BUY TICKETS HERE
RSVP ON FACEBOOK HERE

3/2. Give Me Fiction: Power @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8:30PM. $10. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Molly Sanchez, Emily Epstein White, Nate Waggoner, George Chen, and Tara Marsden. 

give-me-fiction:

Give Me Fiction returns to its rightful place on the first Sunday of the month! Some of the finest minds in comedy, literature, and theatre write pieces around a theme, which they are free to interpret as loosely or strictly as they wish. This month’s theme is POWER, and reading will be:

David Cairns
Emily Epstein White
Molly Sanchez
Nate Waggoner
George Chen
Tara Marsden

And your host, the mighty Ivan Hernandez.

BUY TICKETS HERE

RSVP ON FACEBOOK HERE

(via mattgubser)

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 
cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th
Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.Stand-up from : Jane Harrison Scott Simpson Kaseem Bentley Ivan Hernandez Marcella Arguello Sketches and Video from: Tavon Bolourchi Jesse McGrathSilvia Elena Llopis David Cairns and more
$10
7 pm

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 

cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th

Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.

Stand-up from : 
Jane Harrison 
Scott Simpson 
Kaseem Bentley 
Ivan Hernandez 
Marcella Arguello 

Sketches and Video from: 
Tavon Bolourchi 
Jesse McGrath
Silvia Elena Llopis 
David Cairns 
and more

$10

7 pm


"I was at a rap show, but I call them "rap concerts" because I’m super white. ‘Those fellas sure are rapping.’"

– David Cairns @ Amsterdam Cafe [Paraphrase]

"I was at a rap show, but I call them "rap concerts" because I’m super white. ‘Those fellas sure are rapping.’"

David Cairns @ Amsterdam Cafe [Paraphrase]

drcairns:

The Slinger Brothers — San Francisco by David Cairns and Spencer Bainbridge

(Source: youtube.com)

drcairns:

Despite the power outage, despite the home team loss, and despite being completely upstaged by Beyonce, Super Bowl: Men in Tights was a resounding success. Thanks to all who performed or helped out: David Gborie, OJ Patterson, Spencer Bainbridge, Kaeli Quick, Juan Medina, Matt Nelsen, Pam Benjamin, Max McCal, Chris Blair, the staff of The Roxie Theater, and SF IndieFest.

drcairns:

Despite the power outage, despite the home team loss, and despite being completely upstaged by Beyonce, Super Bowl: Men in Tights was a resounding success. Thanks to all who performed or helped out: David Gborie, OJ Patterson, Spencer Bainbridge, Kaeli Quick, Juan Medina, Matt Nelsen, Pam Benjamin, Max McCal, Chris Blair, the staff of The Roxie Theater, and SF IndieFest.