"I’m recording my set because I want to encapsulate my pain on my memory card."
— Eric Cash @ Deco [Paraphrase]
"Has anyone here had sex with a comedian? It’s never a booty call, it’s always a call back."
— Valerie Branch @ Deco [Paraphrase]
5/13. Mother’s Day Comedy Show Extravaganza @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. $10. 8PM. 21+. Featuring Casey Ley, Sandra Risser, Pearl Louise, and Deb Campo. Hosted by Cassandra Gorgeous. More Information: Here.
![I have three friends. I think I’m tapped out.
- Anna Seregina @ Rite Spot [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Amber Gregory]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlg5ql7Nv1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![David Hawkins by Amber Gregory
[Sir David Hawkins is celebrating a birthday today. With great consideration and talent, David has carved a great niche and audience with his art, performance and promotional sensibilities. Plus, he’s a really nice guy which the world can’t get enough of. Happy Birthday David!]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw43uf11Cg1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
David Hawkins by Amber Gregory
[Sir David Hawkins is celebrating a birthday today. With great consideration and talent, David has carved a great niche and audience with his art, performance and promotional sensibilities. Plus, he’s a really nice guy which the world can’t get enough of. Happy Birthday David!]
![I feel naked without my metal dick
- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco
[Photo by Clare O’Kane]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve1awuesc1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"If two bisexuals have a baby, is that considered a bi-product?"
— Valerie Branch @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]
Chris Schiappacasse and Yuri Kagan in... "Deco(nfusion)"
- : :Yuri is talking about his time working as a porn search optimization manager::
- Chris Schiappacasse: What *IS* Gonzo?
- Yuri Kagan: It's what your mom did to have you.
"If a joke is told in front of a group of comedians, does it really get a laugh?"
— Jason Dove @ Deco
"So we did it. By “it”, I mean we played Dungeons & Dragons. Come on… I’m a fighter dwarf."
— Alison Stevenson @ Deco [Paraphrase]
