"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"There is only one god, and it is the Sun god, RA RA RA!"

— Pam Benjamin’s fight cheer @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"Do you think anemic people see the irony in anything?!"

Marcella Arguello @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I good comedian would go, “Alright, crowd work”, but I’ve never done that before in my life, so I’m just going to gloss over it, pretend it didn’t happen."

— Dominick Rolandelli on a shark-obsessed heckler @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor

"I’ve got this "lipstick lesbian" face with a "Tim Burton" body." 

- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]


"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

4/27. Courting Comedy: The Show @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sal Calanni, Loren Kraut, Andrew Moore, Casey Grim, Jeremy Talamantes and Cara Tramontano. Hosted by OJ Patterson. 

Sylvan Productions presents another night of great comedy at the historic Dirty Trix Saloon. In lieu of “yucks” and “friends” OJ Patterson, comedian/blogger/enthusiast, is bringing his brand of comedy show. This iteration features:
Sal Calanni (Renaissance offender, Cleveland beamer, Pick and Shovel Poet)
Loren Kraut (Adorably sardonic, beloved jokester)
Andrew Moore (Unfettered, feral, folly-artist, musical extraordinaire)
Casey Grim (Swiping enthusiast, piercing personality, brazen)
and special guests
Cara Tramantano (Silly, smart, sage.)
Jeremy Talamantes (Budding, pointed observer.) 

After each comedian a brief tongue and cheek, “post-game” interview occurs, giving the night a sense of depth and unpredictability. It shall be a very fun time.

4/27. Courting Comedy: The Show @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sal Calanni, Loren Kraut, Andrew Moore, Casey Grim, Jeremy Talamantes and Cara Tramontano. Hosted by OJ Patterson. 

Sylvan Productions presents another night of great comedy at the historic Dirty Trix Saloon. In lieu of “yucks” and “friends” OJ Patterson, comedian/blogger/enthusiast, is bringing his brand of comedy show. This iteration features:

Sal Calanni (Renaissance offender, Cleveland beamer, Pick and Shovel Poet)

Loren Kraut (Adorably sardonic, beloved jokester)

Andrew Moore (Unfettered, feral, folly-artist, musical extraordinaire)

Casey Grim (Swiping enthusiast, piercing personality, brazen)

and special guests

Cara Tramantano (Silly, smart, sage.)

Jeremy Talamantes (Budding, pointed observer.) 

After each comedian a brief tongue and cheek, “post-game” interview occurs, giving the night a sense of depth and unpredictability. It shall be a very fun time.