"I’m not intimidated by anybody whose main means of chasing me is also being on the bus."

- Luke Lockfeld on MUNI police @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m not intimidated by anybody whose main means of chasing me is also being on the bus."

- Luke Lockfeld on MUNI police @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"There is only one god, and it is the Sun god, RA RA RA!"

— Pam Benjamin’s fight cheer @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"Do you think anemic people see the irony in anything?!"

Marcella Arguello @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I good comedian would go, “Alright, crowd work”, but I’ve never done that before in my life, so I’m just going to gloss over it, pretend it didn’t happen."

— Dominick Rolandelli on a shark-obsessed heckler @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor

"I’ve got this "lipstick lesbian" face with a "Tim Burton" body."¬†

- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]


"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]