"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m sorry I had to interrupt your conversation about Ugg boots and not shaking hands with black people."

- Josh Argyle at a group of loud, waspy hecklers @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"There is only one god, and it is the Sun god, RA RA RA!"

— Pam Benjamin’s fight cheer @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"It’s after 12[a.m.] at Dirty Tri, time for ‘sassy dad talk.’"

- Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a stripper’s worse nightmare. Because I’m broke and I look like I could beat a stripper’s ass (but I wouldn’t)."

- Brandon Stokes @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"Do you think anemic people see the irony in anything?!"

Marcella Arguello @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I good comedian would go, “Alright, crowd work”, but I’ve never done that before in my life, so I’m just going to gloss over it, pretend it didn’t happen."

— Dominick Rolandelli on a shark-obsessed heckler @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"This is what my body does when I work hard. This is the closest thing I do to work."

- David Gborie about sweating onstage @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by DNA]

"This is what my body does when I work hard. This is the closest thing I do to work."

- David Gborie about sweating onstage @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by DNA]

"There’s a saying: living well is the best revenge. No it’s not. It’s arson."

Dan Edwards @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Tonight: The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Duat Mai, Zach Chiappellone, Natasha Muse, Casey Ley, Brendan Lynch and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

Tonight: The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Duat Mai, Zach Chiappellone, Natasha Muse, Casey Ley, Brendan Lynch and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

Luna Malbroux, Zorba Hughes, OJ Patterson, Richard Toomer, Ron Chapman, David Gborie and Bartender Damon (Clockwise from bottom left)

Luna Malbroux, Zorba Hughes, OJ Patterson, Richard Toomer, Ron Chapman, David Gborie and Bartender Damon (Clockwise from bottom left)