Favorite Things of Last Night: Connie Bryan @ Dirty Trix.
"Ohio is like Florida except without the charm of big booty Latina women and great weather."
— Josh Argyle @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
![“When God gives you lemons, USE THEM TO PELT THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!”
- Spencer Devine @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac594f6cbf137db8b236634426008711/tumblr_mj0cvkBDhG1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“When God gives you lemons, USE THEM TO PELT THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!”
- Spencer Devine @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]
"I’m pretty poor. I went to a potluck the other day and I brought napkins. They were all like, “Why do these napkins have the Starbuck’s on them?"
— Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
![“Your face might be symmetrical but your ass cheeks are not!”
- Jules Posner on Denzel Washington’s nudity in Flight @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8309495a5732b8db348d92b7412253c2/tumblr_mgccl0ibEK1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I hate you all, already."
— Josef Anolin’s opening line to a despondent crowd @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon
