"I used to do a lot of heroin, but I stopped because I wanted to live indoors."

- Matt Lieb @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Corie Gipson]

"I used to do a lot of heroin, but I stopped because I wanted to live indoors."

- Matt Lieb @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Corie Gipson]

"I work in retail, which is a fancy way of saying I hate everybody… That was a joke for the proletarian… and THAT was a joke for the bourgeois!"

Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor

"I’ve got this "lipstick lesbian" face with a "Tim Burton" body." 

- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]


"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"Why am I a communications major? I just yell at people."

Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

4/27. Courting Comedy: The Show @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sal Calanni, Loren Kraut, Andrew Moore, Casey Grim, Jeremy Talamantes and Cara Tramontano. Hosted by OJ Patterson. 

Sylvan Productions presents another night of great comedy at the historic Dirty Trix Saloon. In lieu of “yucks” and “friends” OJ Patterson, comedian/blogger/enthusiast, is bringing his brand of comedy show. This iteration features:
Sal Calanni (Renaissance offender, Cleveland beamer, Pick and Shovel Poet)
Loren Kraut (Adorably sardonic, beloved jokester)
Andrew Moore (Unfettered, feral, folly-artist, musical extraordinaire)
Casey Grim (Swiping enthusiast, piercing personality, brazen)
and special guests
Cara Tramantano (Silly, smart, sage.)
Jeremy Talamantes (Budding, pointed observer.) 

After each comedian a brief tongue and cheek, “post-game” interview occurs, giving the night a sense of depth and unpredictability. It shall be a very fun time.

4/27. Courting Comedy: The Show @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sal Calanni, Loren Kraut, Andrew Moore, Casey Grim, Jeremy Talamantes and Cara Tramontano. Hosted by OJ Patterson. 

Sylvan Productions presents another night of great comedy at the historic Dirty Trix Saloon. In lieu of “yucks” and “friends” OJ Patterson, comedian/blogger/enthusiast, is bringing his brand of comedy show. This iteration features:

Sal Calanni (Renaissance offender, Cleveland beamer, Pick and Shovel Poet)

Loren Kraut (Adorably sardonic, beloved jokester)

Andrew Moore (Unfettered, feral, folly-artist, musical extraordinaire)

Casey Grim (Swiping enthusiast, piercing personality, brazen)

and special guests

Cara Tramantano (Silly, smart, sage.)

Jeremy Talamantes (Budding, pointed observer.) 

After each comedian a brief tongue and cheek, “post-game” interview occurs, giving the night a sense of depth and unpredictability. It shall be a very fun time.

Josh Marcus, getting weird @ Dirty Trix Saloon

Josh Marcus, getting weird @ Dirty Trix Saloon

3/23. Sylvan Productions Comedy Album Recording @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Free. 

Sylvan Compilation Album recording at Dirty TrixSylvan Productions has been telling a lot of jokes for a few years now. Tons of them. A proverbial smörgåsbord of hilarity. Unfortunately, we haven’t documented too many of them. We’re changing that. Live At Trix will feature a handful of Sylvan’s comedians telling some of their favorite jokes. Come out and support!

3/23. Sylvan Productions Comedy Album Recording @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Free. 

Sylvan Compilation Album recording at Dirty Trix

Sylvan Productions has been telling a lot of jokes for a few years now. Tons of them. A proverbial smörgåsbord of hilarity. 

Unfortunately, we haven’t documented too many of them. We’re changing that. Live At Trix will feature a handful of Sylvan’s comedians telling some of their favorite jokes. Come out and support!

"I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed."
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed."

- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]