We Love Alex Koll – An Aside.

By 11:20 we are panicing. The typical Tuesday-night fecal-feature of “Shitprov" at Dirty Trix is interrupted by R. Kelly, being played by Drunk DJ. Some have come from Milk Bar, some have shifted from the neighboring Neck of The Woods, all have condensed to watch Alex Koll, beloved Bay-Area jokester, on Conan O’Brien. Yet, for some God-forsaken-sports-related reason, Dirty Trix’s satellite television is playing Eurotrip, a prepubescent abomination featuring the little girl from Harriet the Spy.

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"I haven’t had sex so long, I googled “sex” to make sure it’s still the same thing I remember."

— E.J. Allen @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Connie Bryan @ Dirty Trix.

"Ohio is like Florida except without the charm of big booty Latina women and great weather."

— Josh Argyle @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"When God gives you lemons, USE THEM TO PELT THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!”

- Spencer Devine @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"When God gives you lemons, USE THEM TO PELT THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!”

- Spencer Devine @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

Farah Haidari @ Dirty Trix Saloon

Farah Haidari @ Dirty Trix Saloon

Alex Koll demands you give it up. 

Alex Koll demands you give it up. 

Caitlin Gill @ Dirty Trix Saloon 

Caitlin Gill @ Dirty Trix Saloon 

"I’m pretty poor. I went to a potluck the other day and I brought napkins. They were all like, “Why do these napkins have the Starbuck’s on them?”"

— Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Dirty Trix Open Mic (1/9/2013)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Dirty Trix Open Mic (1/9/2013)