"I hate you all, already."
— Josef Anolin’s opening line to a despondent crowd @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon
"Is it gay that I want to suck my own dick? Is it gay that I’ve been practicing on my friends?"
— Bill Conway @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"'Needle Exchange' would be an awkward name for a sewing circle"
— Kevin O’Shea @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"I don’t want to be the guy that always put his finger in your butt, and I don’t want to be the guy that never puts his finger in your butt, but I don’t know how to be the guy who sometimes puts his finger in your butt."
— Scott Simpson @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"You see, you wait till the end of the night and you go on anyway. Fuck the [comedy] documentries on Netflix."
— Adam Pearlstein on late-night comedy @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]