"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."
— Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
![“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”
- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a4bfc0e19816a5024afc0dfe83f62a4/tumblr_mmavdbWTRF1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”
- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
"Why am I a communications major? I just yell at people."
— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
4/27. Courting Comedy: The Show @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sal Calanni, Loren Kraut, Andrew Moore, Casey Grim, Jeremy Talamantes and Cara Tramontano. Hosted by OJ Patterson.
Sylvan Productions presents another night of great comedy at the historic Dirty Trix Saloon. In lieu of “yucks” and “friends” OJ Patterson, comedian/blogger/enthusiast, is bringing his brand of comedy show. This iteration features:
Sal Calanni (Renaissance offender, Cleveland beamer, Pick and Shovel Poet)
Loren Kraut (Adorably sardonic, beloved jokester)
Andrew Moore (Unfettered, feral, folly-artist, musical extraordinaire)
Casey Grim (Swiping enthusiast, piercing personality, brazen)
and special guests
Cara Tramantano (Silly, smart, sage.)
Jeremy Talamantes (Budding, pointed observer.)
After each comedian a brief tongue and cheek, “post-game” interview occurs, giving the night a sense of depth and unpredictability. It shall be a very fun time.
3/23. Sylvan Productions Comedy Album Recording @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Free.
Sylvan Compilation Album recording at Dirty Trix
Sylvan Productions has been telling a lot of jokes for a few years now. Tons of them. A proverbial smörgåsbord of hilarity.
Unfortunately, we haven’t documented too many of them. We’re changing that. Live At Trix will feature a handful of Sylvan’s comedians telling some of their favorite jokes. Come out and support!
![“I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed.”
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd1d7959f993c6855b877886c5eb5c72/tumblr_mjz1w7BiH91qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed.”
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
"Do you think that the people that invented bullet points used an actual gun?"
— Justin Gomes @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
We Love Alex Koll – An Aside.
By 11:20 we are panicing. The typical Tuesday-night fecal-feature of “Shitprov” at Dirty Trix is interrupted by R. Kelly, being played by Drunk DJ. Some have come from Milk Bar, some have shifted from the neighboring Neck of The Woods, all have condensed to watch Alex Koll, beloved Bay-Area jokester, on Conan O’Brien. Yet, for some God-forsaken-sports-related reason, Dirty Trix’s satellite television is playing Eurotrip, a prepubescent abomination featuring the little girl from Harriet the Spy.
"I haven’t had sex so long, I googled “sex” to make sure it’s still the same thing I remember."
— E.J. Allen @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
