![“[Disneyland] is like a sweatshop for actors.”
- Chris Riggins @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/236597bcf690adbc1fc1c6909cabd6f9/tumblr_mftf2yyiaa1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“[Disneyland] is like a sweatshop for actors.”
- Chris Riggins @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
Well stated, and well tempered writings about the recent acquisition of Lucasfilm by Disney by comedian, Drew Harmon. Very funny, as always.
Hella Gay Comedy Show: Disney Princess Edition at the Deco Lounge by Andrew Moore
10/28. Hella Gay Comedy Show: Disney Princesses @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Clare O’Kane, Veronica Porras, Mimi Vilmenay, Jessica Barnes, Mary Alice, Jessica Sele, Loren Kraut, Ali Brown, and Nicole Calasich. Hosted by Kristee Ono. More Information: Here.
Hosted by Kristee Ono - Minnie Mouse
Veronica Porras - Alice from Wonderland
Mimi Vilmenay - SnowWhite from Huntsman
Jessica Barnes - Cinderella
Mary Alice Mcnab - Belle
Jessica Sele - Prince Valient
Loren Kraut - Snow White
Ali Brown - Cruella Deville
Nicole Calasich - Pocahontas
Clare O’kane *Headlining* - Evil Queen
![“Up” is sadder than “La Bamba” and “Selina” combined. It’s messed up! I feel worse for the death of a fictional character more than the deaths of two real Mexicans.
- Josef Anolin on Pixar’s effectiveness @ 222 Hyde [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6uvvsVJYW1r04hw7o1_500.jpg)
“Up” is sadder than “La Bamba” and “Selina” combined. It’s messed up! I feel worse for the death of a fictional character more than the deaths of two real Mexicans.
- Josef Anolin on Pixar’s effectiveness @ 222 Hyde [Paraphrase]
(Source: detectivehawkeye)
Drennon Davis. Amusement Parks. Super Serious Show.
“Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid
[Dirty Trix Musical]
Comedy Theme Song: “A Whole New World” from Aladdin
[Justin Lucas has a tremendous rendition of this song in his repertoire]
Not a Sketch Group Presents: Cam’Ron (Disney Parody)
Not A Sketch Group may exist, and it may not. It may consist of Nicole Calasich, Joe Gorman, David Cairns and OJ Patterson, or it may consist of many more, or no one at all. The ambiguous group has released a video musical based on the Disney film “Beauty and the Beast”. This is all that is known of about the group at the time. Enjoy.
Lyrics:
No one’s chic as Cam’ron
No one’s sleek as Cam’ron
No one’s girlfriend’s incredibly meek as Cam’ron’s
For there’s no man in town half as novel
Perfect in that cardigan!
You can ask any Butch, Breeze, or Lola
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.
No one’s been like Cam’ron
A thrift king like Cam’ron
No one’s got a swell plug in his ear like Cam’ron
I find black people very intimidating!
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!
Give 5 PBRs
Give 12 pierced lips
Gaston is the best
And the rest are all Pips
(Subtitle: Ironic that he is afraid of black people, but loves their music, huh?)
No one blogs like Cam’ron
Updates tweets like Cam’ron
At a pub quiz, no team name so droll as Cam’ron’s
For there’s no one as clever or witty
As you see, I’ve got podcasts to spare!
Not a bit ill-informed with his apathy
That’s right!
I read Chomsky if NPR’s not on the air.
No one quips like Cam’ron
Acid trips like Cam’ron
At a punk show, nobody talks shit like Cam’ron,
“They used to be good, now they’re irritating!
Ugh!”
Poopoo, just one star from Cam’ron!
When I was a lad, I heard 7 B-sides
Each morning to make me unique
Now that I’m grown, play them on 45’s
So the sound quality’s at its peak!
(Oh! Ahh! Wow!)
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!
No one jeers like Cam’ron
Rides fixed gears like Cam’ron
From a war draft, stays awfully clear like Cam’ron
“Instead, me and Che will go demonstrating!”
My what a guy,
Cam’ron!!!!
Original Song:
Big props to Nicole Calasich. This is really her baby and she did an awesome job.
