Donny Divanian @ Club Chuckles
"While I was moving my hand to shoo a fly away I accidentally transferred 250 dollars into my girlfriend’s checking account."
— Donny Divanian (via Twitter: @donnydivanian)
![I’m sorry about my hair. I wanted to get it cut but I don’t have health insurance.
-Donny Divanian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Raun Harris]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luev1wxBpC1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"Things that dangle gross me out unless they are completely naked and in love with me unconditionally."
— Donny Divanian (via Twitter)
Donny Divanian in: Birthday Girl
- Donny Divanian: It's your birthday? ... Why?
- Audience Member: Because I was born today.
"Male comedians loved to be held"
— Donny Divanian @ Kimo’s
Donny Divanian & Audience in: Vulnerable
- Female Audience Member: Don't worry, you're still sexy.
- Donny Divanian: You swear?
"I asked if your first name is Raymond. I don’t give a fuck about your middle name."
— Donny Divanian to an audience member @ ERA Art Lounge [Paraphrase]
