9/9-11. Garfunkle and Oates @CobbsComedyClub . 915 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. More Info: Here. [These ladies are the best].

Keith Lowell Jensen

Ngaio Bealum. Hempfest.

Miles K details a recent multi-layered trip. Think Albert Hofmann, except substituting bikes with beaches, friends and dogs. Crystallizing Sample Text!: 

There’s a strong resemblance between people and their pets. Most people get pets because they want a smaller, stupider version of themselves.

Paul F. Tompkins @ The Purple Onion

Moshe Kasher

chrisgarcia:

NEW Elevator to: Space! Make sure to watch it all the way to the end. It’s my favorite episode so far! 

Elevator 2 Space Episode 40. 

Chris Garcia’s Season’s Promotions. 

(This is funny. Made funnier by drugs. Made even funnier by a knowledge of Rooftop Comedy’s drug policies. Made funniest by a knowledge of Rooftop Comedy’s CD catalog.

1: Knock knock.

2: Who’s there?

1: Kevin Camia’s birthday.

2: Kevin Camia’s birthday who?

1: You’re a hack.

2: I know.