"I haven’t had sex so long, I googled “sex” to make sure it’s still the same thing I remember."

— E.J. Allen @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"The first naked person I saw [in San Francisco] was an old guy and it was gross because his belly button was an “outie” but his penis was an “innie”…"

— E.J. Allen @ Negrolevity/Space 1582

11/27. Negrolevity Comedy @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 8:30PM. $5. Featuring David Gborie, OJ Patterson, Andre Parker, Angela Marie, Adrian McNair, Richard Toomer, and E.J. Allen. Hosted by Lyall Behrens. 

11/27. Negrolevity Comedy @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 8:30PM. $5. Featuring David Gborie, OJ Patterson, Andre Parker, Angela Marie, Adrian McNair, Richard Toomer, and E.J. Allen. Hosted by Lyall Behrens.