"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."

— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

mattgubser:

The Rundown Thursday March 6 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

Shows

San Francisco 

New Talent Showcase @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Yuri & Friends Headliner Casey Ley (WATCH CLIP) @ Esta Noche 30179 16th St (Mission) 8:00 FREE
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The Mission Position Secret Mystery Headliner @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
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Mission CTRL Re-presents: Innovate or Die with Stroy Moyd (WATCH CLIP @ Z Space 450 Florida (Mission) 8:00 $20-$30
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Cellar Dwellers @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 8:15 $5 (1 drink min)
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Comet Club Comedy @ 3111 Fillmore (Marina) 8:30 FREE
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Nightlife on Mars Headliner Sean Keane (WATCH CLIP) @ Murphy’s Pub 217 Kearny St (Financial) 8:30 FREE
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Get Yucked Up! @ Rebel 1772 Market St (Hayes Valley) 9:00 $5
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The Later Show @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 10:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Sebastian Maniscalco (WATCH CLIP) @ Cobb’s 915 Columbus (Russian Hill) 8:00 $22.50 (2 item min)
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Dana Gould (WATCH CLIP) @ The Punchline 444 Battery (Financial) 8:00 $18.50 (2 item min)

East Bay 

Barbary Coast Comedy Headliner Paco Romane (WATCH CLIP) @ The Legionnaire Saloon 2272 Telegraph Ave, Oakland (Uptown) 7:00 $5
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Oakland Comedy @ The Washington Inn 495 10th St Oakland 7:30 $10
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Comedy Soundcheck @ Sanctuary Ultra Lounge, 2339 1st, Livermore 7:30-9:00 FREE
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Storking Comedy: Jenn and Tonic @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 8:00 FREE
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Tourettes without Regrets Caitlin Gill (WATCH CLIP) @ Oakland Metro Operahouse 630 3rd Street Oakland 8:30 $10
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Uncontrolled Comedy Presents Brett Riley (WATCH CLIP) @ E One Entertainment 200 Hegenberger Rd Oakland 8:00 $20 (2 item min)
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Kabeezy & Ellis Headliner Kabir Singh (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 $10-$20 (2 item min)

South Bay

DNA’s Blue Lagoon Comedy Night @ 923 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 8:30 Free
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Anthoy Jeselnik (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 8:00 $25 (2 item min)
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Greg Warren (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 $13 (2 item min)
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Open Mics

San Francisco

Brainwash @1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 6:00/7:00-10:00
Tony Sparks
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16th @ Mission Open Mic (outdoor/mixed) 10:00ish-12:00ish 
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East Bay 

Storking Comedy: Jen & Tonic @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 6:00 Sign-up/6:30-8:00 
OJ Patterson
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Panama Red Coffee Open Mic (mixed) @2115 1st St Livermore 6:30 sign-up 7:00-9:00
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Sharade Lounge @ 25144 Mission Blvd Hayward 8:00-1:30
L Boogie
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The Comedy Workout Room @ Stars 155 Browns Valley Parkway Vacaville 8:30/9:00
Victor Escobedo
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South Bay

Canvas Open Mic @ Sunnyvale Art Gallery 251 West El Camino Real Sunnyvale 7:00 sign-up/8:00
Justin Duke Floro
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Open Mic Comedy @ Britannia Arms 110 Monterey Ave Capitola 9:00ish
Stoney Godet & Big Bill
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North Bay

Belrose Theatre (mixed) @ 1415 5th Ave San Rafael 8:00 $5 fee
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Upcoming

3/18-4/18 The Marga Gomez Workshop: Comedy for Solo Performers

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

mattgubser:

The Rundown Thursday February 20 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

Shows

San Francisco 

New Talent Showcase @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Laughing for Kids Comedy Fundrasier Headliner Butch Escobar (WATCH CLIP) @ Playland 1351 Polk St (Nob Hill) 7:30 $5
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The Bitchslap! @ Headliner Cheryl Anderson (WATCH CLIP) Esta Noche 30179 16th St (Mission) 8:00 FREE
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The Mission Position @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
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Comedy Returns to El Rio! Headliner Diane Amos (WATCH CLIP) @ El Rio 3158 Mission St (Mission) 8:00 $7-$20
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Cellar Dwellers @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 8:15 $5 (1 drink min)
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Comet Club Comedy @ 3111 Fillmore (Marina) 8:30 FREE
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Nightlife on Mars @ Murphy’s Pub 217 Kearny St (Financial) 8:30 FREE
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The Later Show @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 10:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Cobb’s Comedy Showcase @ Cobb’s 915 Columbus (Russian Hill) 8:00 $12.50 (2 item min)
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Sheng Wang (WATCH CLIP) @ The Punchline 444 Battery (Financial) 8:00 $16 (2 item min)

East Bay 

Barbary Coast Comedy @ The Legionnaire Saloon 2272 Telegraph Ave, Oakland (Uptown) 7:00 $5
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Oakland Comedy @ The Washington Inn 495 10th St Oakland 7:30 $5
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Comedy Soundcheck @ Sanctuary Ultra Lounge, 2339 1st, Livermore 7:30-9:00 FREE
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Storking Comedy: BFFs @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 8:00 FREE
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Uncontrolled Comedy Presents Paula Bel (WATCH CLIP) @ E One Entertainment 200 Hegenberger Rd Oakland 8:00 $20
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Comic Sense @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 $10-$20 (2 item min)

South Bay

Midlife Crisis Comedy Showcase Headliner Queenie TT (WATCH CLIP) @ Luigi’s 2495 Winchester Blvd Campbell 8:00 $5
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Live Free Comedy @ Blue Lagoon 923 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 8:30 Free
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The Funny Enough Comedy Tour Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 8:00 $12 (2 item min)
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John Wing (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 $13 (2 item min)

Open Mics

San Francisco

Brainwash @1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 6:00/7:00-10:00
Tony Sparks
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16th @ Mission Open Mic (outdoor/mixed) 10:00ish-12:00ish

East Bay 

Storking Comedy: BFFs @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 6:00 Sign-up/6:30-8:00 
OJ Patterson
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Panama Red Coffee (mixed) @2115 1st St Livermore 6:30
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Sharade Lounge @ 25144 Mission Blvd Hayward 8:00-1:30
L Boogie
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NEW! Get Lit: Standup Open Mic @ Fireside Lounge 1453 Webster St Alameda 8:00 sign-up/8:30 start
Zack Bateman
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Stars @ 155 Browns Valley Parkway Vacaville 8:30/9:00-12:00
Victor Escobedo

South Bay

NEW! Open Mic at the Art Boutiki (mixed) @ SLG ART Boutiki & Gallery 44 Race St San Jose 6:00 sign-up/7:30 start 10 minutes
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Canvas Open Mic (mixed) @ Sunnyvale Art Gallery 251 El Camino Real Sunnyvale 7:00 sign-up/8:00 start
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Cito.FAME.Us (mixed/clean) @ Iguana 330 S 3rd St San Jose 8:30/9:00-11:00
Lindsey Leong

North Bay

Belrose Theatre (mixed) @ 1415 5th Ave San Rafael 8:00 $5 fee
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See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

"[Boyfriends] can say anything they want and I won’t want talk to them, if it’s during Game of Thrones. ‘Don’t Talk During Game of Thrones’, those are my house words. They Greyjoy’s are ‘We Do Not Sow’. WE DO NOT TALK!"

Allison Mick @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set: Here @ 15:35]

Dirty Haiku Battle: David Gborie and Spencer Devine (via tourettesregret)

A View from the Stage: oaklandlayovercomedy (1/21/2014) by Shanti Charan

A View from the Stage: oaklandlayovercomedy (1/21/2014) by Shanti Charan

mattgubser:

The Rundown Thursday January 23 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

Shows

San Francisco 

Sketchfest
Napoleon Dynamite 10th Anniversary @ The Castro Theatre 429 Castro St (Castro) 7:30 $25
Tenacious D Tribute @ The Castro Theatre 429 Castro St (Castro) 9:30 SOLD OUT
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New Talent Showcase @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Esta Noche Comedy Presents Headliner Thai Rivera (WATCH CLIP) @ Esta Noche 30179 16th St (Mission) 8:00 FREE
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The Mission Position Headliner Emmett Montgomery (WATCH CLIP) @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
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Cellar Dwellers @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 8:15 $5 (1 drink min)
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Comet Club Comedy@ 3111 Fillmore (Marina) 8:30 FREE
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Nightlife on Mars @ Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearney (Financial) 8:30 FREE
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The Later Show @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 10:00 $5 (1 drink min)
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Kris Tinkle Live CD Recording (WATCH CLIP) @ SF Punchline 444 Battery St (Financial) 8:00 $16:00 (2 item min)
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Slanted Comedy @ 915 Columbus (Russian Hill) 8:00 $15 (2 item min)

East Bay 

Barbary Coast Comedy Presents Bravo’s Big Birthday Bash @ The Legionnaire Saloon 2272 Telegraph Ave, Oakland (Uptown) 7:00 $5
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Comedy Soundcheck @ Sanctuary Ultra Lounge, 2339 1st, Livermore 7:30-9:00 FREE
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Storking Comedy: Sylvania Rising @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 8:00 FREE
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Felipe Esparza (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 $15-$25

Peninsula

Comedy Sharks Headliner Brendan Lynch (TWITTER) @ Hop Dogma 30 Avenue Portola Ste 1B Half Moon Bay 7:30 FREE

South Bay

Live Free Comedy @ Blue Lagoon 923 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 8:30 Free
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Lester Speight & Friends @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 8:00 $15 (2 item min)
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Mark Viera (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 $13 (2 item min)

Open Mics

San Francisco

Brainwash @1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 6:00/7:00-10:00
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16th @ Mission Open Mic (outdoor/mixed) 10:00ish-12:00ish

East Bay 

Storking Comedy: Sylvania Rising @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Oakland 5:30-8:00 
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Panama Red Coffee (mixed) @2115 1st St Livermore 6:30
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Sharade Lounge @ 25144 Mission Blvd Hayward 8:00-1:30
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Stars @ 155 Browns Valley Parkway Vacaville 8:30/9:00-12:00

South Bay

Cito.FAME.Us (mixed/clean) @ Iguana 330 S 3rd St San Jose 8:30/9:00-11:00

North Bay

Belrose Theatre (mixed) @ 1415 5th Ave San Rafael 8:00 $5 fee

Upcoming

1/24-2/9 SF Sketchfest
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1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)
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1/31-2/1 ”Does This Joke Make Me Look Fat?” Pam Benjamin DVD Recording

mattgubser:

The Rundown Monday January 20 2014 

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics. 

Shows

San Francisco 

Rite Spot Comedy @ Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom (Mission) 8:00 FREE!
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Melt the Mic: New Material Special @ Melt Café 700 Broadway (North Beach) 8:00 FREE!
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Monday Monday Monday @ Headliner Jesse Hett (WATCH CLIP) Milk 1840 Haight St (Haight) 8:00 FREE!
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LOL Showcase @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 9:00 Free before 8:30, $5 after
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New Bits & Booze Headliner Mary Van Note (WATCH CLIP) @ The Royale 800 Post St (Tenderloin) 9:00 FREE
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Live at Deluxe Headliner Ray Molina (WATCH CLIP) @ Club Deluxe 1511 Haight St (Haight St) 9:00 FREE

East Bay 

Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway, Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 Free
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Tower Grille Comedy Headliner Thai Rivera (WATCH CLIP) 1950 Grant St Concord 8:30 $5

South Bay

Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Free

North Bay

Open Mics

San Francisco

New Joke Workshop @ Mutiny Radio 6:00-8:00 Three minutes new material (feedback given) & three minutes of heckling
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Brainwash @ 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) 6:30/7:00-10:00 Four Minutes
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LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:30 Five to Ten minutes
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M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30/8:00 Five minutes 
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Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00 Five minutes

East Bay

New Parkway Open Mic Mondays (mixed) @ 474 24th St Oakland 7:30 sign-up/8:00-10:00
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Ivy Room @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30/9:00 Five minutes

South Bay

Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:00/8:30-1:00ish Five minutes
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Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Five minutes

Upcoming

1/21-1/23 Kris Tinkle Live CD Recording (WATCH CLIP) @ SF Punchline 444 Battery St (Financial) 8:00 $16:00
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1/23-2/9 SF Sketchfest
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1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)
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See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

mattgubser:

The Rundown Saturday January 18 2014

All your #Sanfrancisco #Bayarea #Standup #comedy #shows & #openmics

Shows

San Francisco 

Shrug Life Comedy @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21st St (Mission) 6:00 FREE
Sexy Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House 50 Mason St (Tenderloin) 7:00 FREE
Comedy Bottle Headliner Casey Ley (WATCH CLIP) @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:00 $17 online/$20 door (includes 1 drink)
Cynic Cave Headliner Erik Charles Nielsen (WATCH CLIP) @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 & 10:00 $12
A-List Comedy @ Our Little Theatre 287 Ellis St (Tenderloin) 8:00 & 10:00 $10
Comedy Night at Magnet @ 4122 18th St (Mission) 8:30 FREE
Get Yucked Up! Headliner Cameron Vannini @ Dirty Trix 408 Clement (Richmond) 9:00 FREE
Sean Patton & Chris Porter (Patton clip) (Porter Clip) @ Cobb’s Comedy Club 915 Columbus Ave (Russian Hill )7:30 & 9:45 $23.50 (2 item min)
Paul Mecurio (WATCH CLIP) @ Punchline SF 444 Battery (Financial) 7:30 & 9:30 $22 (2 item min)

East Bay 

Comedy Oakland @ Bella Ultra Lounge 561 11th Street, Oakland 7:30 $10
Bunjo’s Comedy All Star Show @ The New Rheem Theatre 350 Park St Moraga 8:00 $12
Rex Navarette (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:00 & 9:45 $20-$30 (2 item min)
South Bay
Hempcon San Jose’s NugLife Variety Show @ San Jose Convention Center 150 West San Carlos St San Jose
Canvas 4 Year Anniversary Party and Fundraiser (mixed) @ Sunnyvale Art Gallery 251 West El Camino Real Sunnyvale 7:00 FREE
Incredibly Handsome Comedians @ Kuumbwa Jazz 320-2 Cedar St Santa Cruz 8:00 $25-$35
Comedy at Bogart’s 1209 Wildwood Ave Sunnyvale 8:00 Free
Rodger Lizaola (WATCH CLIP) @ The Planet Ultra Lounge 2110 N. Fremont St. Monterey 8:00 $10
Rob Schneider (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 7:00 & 9:00 SOLD OUT (2 item min)
Carmen Lynch (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 & 10:30 $19 (2 item min)

North Bay

America’s Got Tyler Headliner Tyler V (WATCH CLIP) @ Johnny’s Java 3080 Marlow Rd Santa Rosa 7:00 $5
Back Alley Comedy Headliner Caitlin Gill (WATCH CLIP) @ Murphy’s Irish Pub 464 1st St East Sonoma 7:00 & 9:30 $12 advance/ $15 door (two item min)
Comedy Lanes Headliner Kabir Singh (WATCH CLIP) The Alley Bar & Lounge 1401 North State St Ukiah 8:00 $20

Open Mics

San Francisco

Comedy @ The Knockout @ 3223 Mission St (Mission) 5:30 sign-up/6:00-8:30

Upcoming

1/23-2/9 SF Sketchfest
1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

Sketch Saturday: “iTalkers” by jericho! Comedy