— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."
"[Boyfriends] can say anything they want and I won’t want talk to them, if it’s during Game of Thrones. ‘Don’t Talk During Game of Thrones’, those are my house words. They Greyjoy’s are ‘We Do Not Sow’. WE DO NOT TALK!"