![I thought I was buying a pet, but I was actually buying a bloated pillow with emotional issues.
- Emmett Montgomery on his fat cat, Walter @ Gallery 4N5 [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqlglcFLC1qgjv1so1_500.jpg)
I thought I was buying a pet, but I was actually buying a bloated pillow with emotional issues.
- Emmett Montgomery on his fat cat, Walter @ Gallery 4N5 [Paraphrase]
(Source: cosmothecitycat)
![San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Emmett Montgomery (“I really just want a burrito that loves me and wants to be inside me as much I want it to be.”) [49 Days]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98jmyjf1W1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Emmett Montgomery (“I really just want a burrito that loves me and wants to be inside me as much I want it to be.”) [49 Days]
“Clown College” by Emmett Montgomery
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