Infantile: Ethan Orloff

Infantile: Ethan Orloff


"I love that the title is ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, like I’m supposed to be looking behind me or looking up to see if there are frogs falling."

- Ethan Orloff @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]

"I love that the title is ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, like I’m supposed to be looking behind me or looking up to see if there are frogs falling."

- Ethan Orloff @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]

(Source: yall-better-redneckognize, via yall-better-redneckognize)

"My father would give me sage advice like, ‘Women, can’t live with them… you’ll never own a home.’"

— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

"I think they should have male cheerleaders in the WNBA… And those cheerleaders should take the ball and play."

— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

3/8. Free Comedy @ Vitus. 201 Broadway St. Oakland. 7-9:30PM. Featuring Kaseem Bentley, Lydia Popovich, Trevor Hill and Ethan Orloff. Open Mic: 7PM. Sign-Ups: 6:30PM. Hosted by OJ Patterson

3/8. Free Comedy @ Vitus. 201 Broadway St. Oakland. 7-9:30PM. Featuring Kaseem Bentley, Lydia Popovich, Trevor Hill and Ethan Orloff. Open Mic: 7PM. Sign-Ups: 6:30PM. Hosted by OJ Patterson

Ethan and Charlie in… “Justified Friends”


My only [film] credit is that I was a stand in for the two bags of fat that got caught on the barbed wire in Fight Club.

- Ethan Orloff @ The Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G]

My only [film] credit is that I was a stand in for the two bags of fat that got caught on the barbed wire in Fight Club.

- Ethan Orloff @ The Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Imran G]

Comedy Theme Song: “Police Squad Theme”

[Ethan Orloff got this stuck in my head. Damn you Ethan!]


The “B” on the Boston Red Sox hat? That stands for “fucktard” right?

- Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

The “B” on the Boston Red Sox hat? That stands for “fucktard” right?

- Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

"It’s not an open mic unless Kaseem Bentley is hiding his insecurities behind pastries."

— Ethan Orloff @ The Brainwash