Infantile: Ethan Orloff
![“I love that the title is ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, like I’m supposed to be looking behind me or looking up to see if there are frogs falling.”
- Ethan Orloff @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0fdfFaIg1riqcr6o1_500.jpg)
“I love that the title is ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, like I’m supposed to be looking behind me or looking up to see if there are frogs falling.”
- Ethan Orloff @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]
(Source: yall-better-redneckognize, via yall-better-redneckognize)
"My father would give me sage advice like, ‘Women, can’t live with them… you’ll never own a home.’"
— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"I think they should have male cheerleaders in the WNBA… And those cheerleaders should take the ball and play."
— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
Ethan and Charlie in… “Justified Friends”
![My only [film] credit is that I was a stand in for the two bags of fat that got caught on the barbed wire in Fight Club.
- Ethan Orloff @ The Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm4otH8j41qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Comedy Theme Song: “Police Squad Theme”
[Ethan Orloff got this stuck in my head. Damn you Ethan!]
![The “B” on the Boston Red Sox hat? That stands for “fucktard” right?
- Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumjbb7A081qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"It’s not an open mic unless Kaseem Bentley is hiding his insecurities behind pastries."
— Ethan Orloff @ The Brainwash
