"…Christmas, a day picked randomly by time and man through a mixture of history and myth, a single day of appointed joy, that came to be by a series of events and misconceptions and attempts by the church to subjugate the pagan religion…. Aww the Holidays."

— Conor Kellicutt (via Facebook)

"My beard only covers the upper part of my neck keeping it warm and insulated, but leaving the lower part which is most vulnerable to exposure of the elements unprotected. Basically, my beard is like tax policies here in the US."

— Eli Petersen (via Facebook)

"my boss says im not country because im from the city. i gave myself diarrhea on purpose just to prove a point if thats not country i dont know what is"

— Darien Black (via Facebook)

"Another year goes by and I still have never met a girl named Topanga"

— Imran G (via Facebook)

Facebook Theater. (Too poignant to delay for a pretty graphic).

Facebook Theater. (Too poignant to delay for a pretty graphic).

Facebook Theater: Bad Romance

Facebook Theater: Bad Romance

Facebook Theater: Of Nice and Compliments

Facebook Theater: Of Nice and Compliments