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June 19, 2013
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"I’m kind of in a rut; I’m not doing super great. I recently took a narcissism personality disorder quiz online. It was the first link that came up while I was googling myself."

— Walker Glenn @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy (Full Set: Here @ 01:49:10)

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June 15, 2013
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"I love hip-hop… I like going to hip-hop shows. I do find them too interactive for my tastes though. ‘When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’ Alright, buddy. I didn’t come here for a rally; just rap. I like that that’s my understanding of contemporary hip-hop. When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’. I sound like my dad rapping. ‘Well name is Paul and I’m here to say…’ My dad and I are the voice that Eddie Murphy mocks."

— Jon Urlie @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]. Full set available: Here (@ 00:33:56)

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June 10, 2013
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"At my age, the only exercise I get is running the light."

— Paul Sanford @ Stork Club/Storking Club [Paraphrase]

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June 08, 2013
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“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.” - Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”

- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

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June 06, 2013
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"I’ve masturbated to elderly porn, or as I like to call it, ‘Sweatin’ to the Oldies’."

— Ron Chapman @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

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June 06, 2013
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Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies [Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]

Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies

[Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]

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June 06, 2013
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“[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.” - George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

“[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.”

- George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

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June 06, 2013
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Favorite Things of Last Night: Jon Schabl

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June 06, 2013
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Evan Gardner looking at her notes @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy

Evan Gardner looking at her notes @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy

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June 06, 2013
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“Fuck the haters! I’m cute! … Earlier today I was in my girlfriend’s kitch wearing only a crown. #i #am #cute!” - Josh Androsky @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase] [Photo by Jennifer Berge, and to properly read the quote, you have to replace the #’s with the word “hashtag”]

“Fuck the haters! I’m cute! … Earlier today I was in my girlfriend’s kitch wearing only a crown. #i #am #cute!”

- Josh Androsky @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jennifer Berge, and to properly read the quote, you have to replace the #’s with the word “hashtag”]

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