Favorite Things of Last Night: Vice Principals of Comedy Bowing
[Hayden, Jon, Walker, Erik, Allison]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Vice Principals of Comedy Bowing

[Hayden, Jon, Walker, Erik, Allison]

"I’m kind of nostalgic for when I used to think thoughts and not say them into microphones."

Walker Glenn @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]

"Fuck the police: they’re notoriously attentive lovers."

Molly Sanchez @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]

"I like homemade porn because I feel like a guest… I feel like they invited me over for dinner and let me stay after dessert."

Adrian McNair @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]

"Being black is ruining my life"

Kaseem Bentley @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"The juxtaposition of laughter and snoring… this is art, this is art."

Caitlin Gill @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I like listening to rap. It reminds me of my father, the rhyming, boastful, gun smuggler…Shout out to the 0-to-5 people watching the live stream. One of them is me. I left my computer open."

Land Smith @ #24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"What is life, but a riff?"

Ivan Hernandez @ 24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I have a weird voice. It sounds like a black guy, that sounds like a white guy, making fun of a black guy. I sound like Yosemite Samuel L. Jackson"

Greg Edwards @ 24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I’m depressed and suicidal but in the happiest way you can do it."

Jessica Sele @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]