"I’m kind of nostalgic for when I used to think thoughts and not say them into microphones."
— Walker Glenn @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"Fuck the police: they’re notoriously attentive lovers."
— Molly Sanchez @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"I like homemade porn because I feel like a guest… I feel like they invited me over for dinner and let me stay after dessert."
— Adrian McNair @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"The juxtaposition of laughter and snoring… this is art, this is art."
— Caitlin Gill @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"I like listening to rap. It reminds me of my father, the rhyming, boastful, gun smuggler…Shout out to the 0-to-5 people watching the live stream. One of them is me. I left my computer open."
— Land Smith @ #24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"What is life, but a riff?"
— Ivan Hernandez @ 24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"I’m depressed and suicidal but in the happiest way you can do it."
— Jessica Sele @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]