"I’m not ready to watch Netflix all night and call it ‘emotional security.’"
— Kate Willett on why she’s not in a relationship @ Lost Weekend Video/The Mission Position [Paraphrase]
"Here’s a weird prejudice I have: whenever I see a skeleton, I assume it’s a male."
— Eliza Skinner @ Cynic Cave ( cyniccave ) /Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."
— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"Facebook is a graveyard for the friendships I failed to maintain."
— Kelly Anneken @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]
"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."
— Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]