"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"

— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]

"The only German word I know is “Pabst”, which I think is German for “Tecate”."

— Sean Keane @ MACLA/The Colossal Show [Paraphrase]

Chris Riggins, risking life and limb at Oakland Art Murmur. Supported by Matt Gubser, Mean Dave and an obscured Adrian McNair

Chris Riggins, risking life and limb at Oakland Art Murmur. Supported by Matt Gubser, Mean Dave and an obscured Adrian McNair

"Every time I put on make-up I can’t help but feeling like a Lost Boy getting ready to attack Captain Hook"

Aly Jones @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]


“This is something real, I was recently told to go back to Mexico…”

- George Chen on mistaken identity @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Elise Kane]

“This is something real, I was recently told to go back to Mexico…”

- George Chen on mistaken identity @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Elise Kane]


“Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives.”

- Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

“Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives.”

- Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

(Source: sexgamesandrocknroll)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Julie Kim

"There’s no more history on the History Channel; it’s all “Pawn Stars” and “Storage Nonsense”. It used to be a bunch of Hitler showers, but they don’t do that anymore, and somehow, now, it’s worse."

David Nguyen @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"If you’ve spent two hours looking at a Facebook profile, you’re not a stalker, you’re just a boring fucking person."

David Gborie on Facebook Stalkers @ Club Deluxe/Live at Deluxe.

Favorite Things of Last Night: Pat Bishop