"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"
— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]
"The only German word I know is “Pabst”, which I think is German for “Tecate”."
— Sean Keane @ MACLA/The Colossal Show [Paraphrase]
"Every time I put on make-up I can’t help but feeling like a Lost Boy getting ready to attack Captain Hook"
— Aly Jones @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"There’s no more history on the History Channel; it’s all “Pawn Stars” and “Storage Nonsense”. It used to be a bunch of Hitler showers, but they don’t do that anymore, and somehow, now, it’s worse."
— David Nguyen @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"If you’ve spent two hours looking at a Facebook profile, you’re not a stalker, you’re just a boring fucking person."
— David Gborie on Facebook Stalkers @ Club Deluxe/Live at Deluxe.