![“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”
- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac73f219c5ff7d28b6255f0656a5e7c5/tumblr_mn7ykrgXZz1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”
- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]
Favorite Things of Last Night: Steve Hernandez
"I get hella pussy! Too much pussy if you ask me."
— Christopher John @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor
“I’ve got this “lipstick lesbian” face with a “Tim Burton” body.”
- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"
— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."
— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
![“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e4253e15f5e2e76dab57fe5f993bd4/tumblr_mn2neoM7AS1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
"You need holes! HOOOOOLES!"
— Caitlin Gill on requisite gender ratios at orgies @ Sports Basement [Paraphrase]
Favorite Things of Last Night: “Guitar Pill” by Henry Phillips. Album: Number 2.
(Source: Spotify)
![Favorite Things of Last Night: Mary Van Note and Jen Kirkman (circa 2006) by Scott Aukerman
[These two were a delight last weekend at the San Francisco Punch Line. Mary was as perennially posh and Jen Kirkman exuded a rock star charisma]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/be0994462877f6002188564417042502/tumblr_mmjmktJlqs1r9n5nvo1_500.jpg)
Favorite Things of Last Night: Mary Van Note and Jen Kirkman (circa 2006) by Scott Aukerman
[These two were a delight last weekend at the San Francisco Punch Line. Mary was as perennially posh and Jen Kirkman exuded a rock star charisma]
(via fuckyeahjenkirkman)
