— Alice Muller @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
"I used to think that “anal sex” was just sex with a really fussy person."
"Have you ever been forced to receive a blowjob because you don’t want to seem racist?"
— Christopher John on stripper etiquette @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

![“Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy.”
- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1092909401c8e3ff6714407fcc78a905/tumblr_miggxjeGjm1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)