Kevin O’Shea at Flying Pig Bistro. 

Kevin O’Shea at Flying Pig Bistro. 

(Source: kevinosheacomedy, via joeydevine)

"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"

— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"I used to think that “anal sex” was just sex with a really fussy person."

— Alice Muller @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"Have you ever been forced to receive a blowjob because you don’t want to seem racist?"

— Christopher John on stripper etiquette @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]


"Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy."

- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy."

- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]