"I think my pussy’s right. I’m not responsible enough to have a dog because I’m barely responsible enough to have a pussy. We’re always getting each other in trouble."

— Gabby Poccia on battling her anatomy @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase] (Full Set: Here @ 48:40)

3/2. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Rajeev Dhar, Land Smith, Gabby Poccia, Clare O’Kane, OJ Patterson and Natasha Muse. Hosted by Matt Louv. Produced by Sylvan Productions. 

3/2. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Rajeev Dhar, Land Smith, Gabby Poccia, Clare O’Kane, OJ Patterson and Natasha Muse. Hosted by Matt Louv. Produced by Sylvan Productions

10/20. End of Days Comedy w/ Roman Leo @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 9PM. Featuring Nina G, OJ Patterson, Christopher John, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Gabby Poccia and Chris Barylick. Presented by Mean Dave and Christopher John.

10/20. End of Days Comedy w/ Roman Leo @ 1582 Folsom St. SF. 9PM. Featuring Nina G, OJ Patterson, Christopher John, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Gabby Poccia and Chris Barylick. Presented by Mean Dave and Christopher John.


"This is my impression of me doing stand-up."

- Gabby Poccia on her inebriation @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]

"This is my impression of me doing stand-up."

- Gabby Poccia on her inebriation @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]

"I think the most awkward time to be Chinese is when we were putting the Japanese in internment camps… that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever wrote."

— Gabby Poccia @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]