Yucked Up” is when you get so [drunk] that your vagina throws up.

- Shanti Charan @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

I hang out with a lot of white people, if you couldn’t tell by my voice.

- David Gborie @ Dirty Trix

[Photo by Devin Das]

Are there any cat people in the audience? [Audience responds] Somebody always “meows”, that’s weird.

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase] 

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I’m not going to get into a [car] accident because I’ve been playing Mario Kart for 20 years! [Crowd uproariously applauds]

- Joe Praino on drunk driving @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

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8/4. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Dave Thomason, Shanti Charan, Colleen Watson, Pete Munoz, Barbara Gray and Joe Praino. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld. 

We are back once again with the next installment of Get Yucked Up at Dirty Trix! The last show was packed and a party from start to finish, make sure not to miss out this time as we are back with some new fresh faces.

This week’s headliner Dave Thomason is a stand-up comedian & writer based in San Francisco. He’s a winner of Rooftop Comedy’s Silver Nail Award recognizing the best in underground comedy. His stand-up has been featured on NPR’s “Snap Judgment”, Hulu, and Revision3. He’s performed at the SF Sketchfest and the Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival, and he’s a regular at the Punch Line in San Francisco. While attending UC Berkeley, Dave was a two-time semi-finalist in the National College Comedy Competition.

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Sex with me is like video games, meaning I sit in the background and let my brother beat it for me. 

- Mike Drucker @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

I’m like watching the movie of your favorite book.

- Farah Haidari on being viewed through “Asian Fetishism” @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

7/21. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Mike Drucker, Farah Haidari, David Studebaker, Shanti Charan and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Andrew Holmgren.

We are back once again with the next installment of Get Yucked Up at Dirty Trix! The last show was packed and a party from start to finish, make sure not to miss out this time as we are back with some new fresh faces.

MIKE DRUCKER

FARAH HAIDARI 

OJ PATTERSON

DAVID STUDEBAKER 

and hosted by ANDREW HOLMGREN

and special guests!

This week we are lucky to have the phenomenal Mike Drucker headlining!! 

Mike Drucker has been lucky enough to contribute writing to Saturday Night Live, The Onion, The Onion News Network on IFC, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, McSweeney’s, Dorkly, College Humor, the MTV Movie Awards, the Mark Twain Awards, the ESPY Awards, the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. As a writer for Nintendo, he wrote jokes for video game series including Professor Layton, The Legend of Zelda, Mario Party, and Kid Icarus. Currently, he is the Lead Writer for IGN’s START Channel on YouTube, creating original comedy content for gamers. He was the opener for Patton Oswalt for the taping of his Showtime special “Finest Hour.” In 2010, he was awarded Time Out NY’s “Joke of the Year.”

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