10/31. The Business Halloween @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8pm. $5. Featuring Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister, Caitlin Gill, Mike Drucker, and Special Guest, Claudia Cogan. 

How could there be a better place to spend Halloween than a theatre called the DARK ROOM? The Business is ready for the holiday, we have our candy, our costumes and our post victory parade riot gear all set. 
Come one, come all, and bring the spirits of your ancestors with you. Don’t worry, if you get a case of the SPOOKIES, our guest this week will hold your hand.
Claudia Cogan will be joining us on this unholy night. She’s top notch. She’s been on Last Comic Standing 7 as a semi-finalist, been nominated three times for an Excellence in Comedy in New York (ECNY) award and won the first ever Time Out New York Joke of the Year nod. Claudia is an alum of UCB Theater improv school and played on several house teams. She has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and at clubs and colleges around the country.
Come join Claudia and your regulars Sean “Spooky” Keane, Bucky “Puts the SIN in” Sinister, “Maniacal” Mike Drucker and Caitlin “GILLotine” for a night of good Halloween fun*.
*”good Halloween fun” may include getting possessed by Halloween demongoblins. The Business is not responsible for any damage to your soul incurred during “fun”.

10/31. The Business Halloween @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8pm. $5. Featuring Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister, Caitlin Gill, Mike Drucker, and Special Guest, Claudia Cogan. 

How could there be a better place to spend Halloween than a theatre called the DARK ROOM? The Business is ready for the holiday, we have our candy, our costumes and our post victory parade riot gear all set. 

Come one, come all, and bring the spirits of your ancestors with you. Don’t worry, if you get a case of the SPOOKIES, our guest this week will hold your hand.

Claudia Cogan will be joining us on this unholy night. She’s top notch. She’s been on Last Comic Standing 7 as a semi-finalist, been nominated three times for an Excellence in Comedy in New York (ECNY) award and won the first ever Time Out New York Joke of the Year nod. Claudia is an alum of UCB Theater improv school and played on several house teams. She has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and at clubs and colleges around the country.

Come join Claudia and your regulars Sean “Spooky” Keane, Bucky “Puts the SIN in” Sinister, “Maniacal” Mike Drucker and Caitlin “GILLotine” for a night of good Halloween fun*.

*”good Halloween fun” may include getting possessed by Halloween demongoblins. The Business is not responsible for any damage to your soul incurred during “fun”.

Candy Churilla by Lisa Miyako
[Retro Halloween Romane Event]

Candy Churilla by Lisa Miyako

[Retro Halloween Romane Event]

"I know what you’re thinking ‘did he do it in blackface?’"

George Chen on his Black Muslim Bakery Halloween costume @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

[Editor’s note: He didn’t do it in blackface]


I was hanging out with Jane Goodall. Her pussy was so wet I felt like a gorilla in the mist. 

Edwin “King of Kong” Li @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

I was hanging out with Jane Goodall. Her pussy was so wet I felt like a gorilla in the mist.

Edwin “King of Kong” Li @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


You guys remember when the Wayans Brothers could afford Jim Carrey? 

- Coree “Flygirl” Spencer @ San Francisco Punch Line
[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

You guys remember when the Wayans Brothers could afford Jim Carrey?

- Coree “Flygirl” Spencer @ San Francisco Punch Line

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

"I just did this so a guy has an excuse to pee on me… You’re not ready for this jelly."

— Melly the Jelly aka Melanie O’Brien as a jellyfish @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Dash Kwiatkowski, Stephen Ku and Seamus Calder by Britney Snider

Dash Kwiatkowski, Stephen Ku and Seamus Calder by Britney Snider

mcgrathj:

Me doing comedy as Walter White from Episode one of Breaking Bad. There were 3 women in the audience. Needless to say this outfit slayed them. 

Jesse McGrath by Britney Snider

mcgrathj:

Me doing comedy as Walter White from Episode one of Breaking Bad. There were 3 women in the audience. Needless to say this outfit slayed them. 

Jesse McGrath by Britney Snider

chrisgarcia:

Garcia De Los Muertos

chrisgarcia:

Garcia De Los Muertos

"Ghost Story!" by Mary Van Note

[Happy Halloween!]