11/29. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 6:30pm-9:00pm. Free. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Colleen Watson and Ivan Hernandez. Open Mic Sign Ups: 6:00pm. Hosted by OJ Patterson

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (no relation), Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 
Our first spotlight performers:
Ivan Hernandez (Spirited, loquacious, enthusiast, “Boars, Gore, and Swords” Podcast)
Colleen Watson (Sarcastic, daring, macabre, San Francisco Punch Line)
Andrew Holmgren (Evergreen, quick-witted, stoner, Get Yucked Up)
Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

11/29. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 6:30pm-9:00pm. Free. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Colleen Watson and Ivan Hernandez. Open Mic Sign Ups: 6:00pm. Hosted by OJ Patterson

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (no relation), Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 

Our first spotlight performers:

Ivan Hernandez (Spirited, loquacious, enthusiast, “Boars, Gore, and Swords” Podcast)

Colleen Watson (Sarcastic, daring, macabre, San Francisco Punch Line)

Andrew Holmgren (Evergreen, quick-witted, stoner, Get Yucked Up)

Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

nightlifeonmars:

SATURDAY MORON CARTOONS: Silverhawks

Featuring Red Scott, Adam McLaughlin, Jeff Reitman, Ivan Hernandez, Ken Townsend, Joe Gorman, and Casey Grim.

Courting Comedy: The Show (Trailer). Shot and Edited by Andrew Moore. 

ivanhernandez:

An encounter on the bus and standards of intervention for the San Francisco Bay Area. Recorded at Cynic Cave at Lost Weekend Video, 11-10-12.

http://www.ivanhernandez.net
http://twitter.com/ivan_hernandez

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ivan Hernandez (“Powerful brown hands delicately remove the tortilla from the grill, a mound of crisp chorizo beside it. Hands which had delivered babies while firing weapons at nationalist armed groups ladle rice upon the flour surface, black beans following in a metaphor for the mixed race relations which had created his people. Avocado sliced in mathematically equal portions lay in parallels atop the mound, green as the fields of Mars before Or’lithikk the Sunderer brought forever desert to the planet. A dollop of sour cream, maintaining its thick consistency and cold despite being encased in heated meats due to a heretofore unexplained quirk of physics. Queso fresco lies across like the rubble left in an eastern European nation after civil strife. The chorizo burns almost black, the grease it emits equivalent to the blubber obtained from an infant gray whale. A spatula slides under the chunk of pig refuse and delivers it unto its cradle. A last bit of salsa completes the equation, spicy enough to register on the palate but mild enough not to upset the blandness of said palate. With movements practiced hundreds of thousands of times to maximize efficiency, hold, and consistency of bite, the burrito forms. And in less time than it takes to sew together this Frankenstein’s Monster of ethnic cuisine, it is eaten.”) [Today!]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ivan Hernandez (“Powerful brown hands delicately remove the tortilla from the grill, a mound of crisp chorizo beside it. Hands which had delivered babies while firing weapons at nationalist armed groups ladle rice upon the flour surface, black beans following in a metaphor for the mixed race relations which had created his people. Avocado sliced in mathematically equal portions lay in parallels atop the mound, green as the fields of Mars before Or’lithikk the Sunderer brought forever desert to the planet. A dollop of sour cream, maintaining its thick consistency and cold despite being encased in heated meats due to a heretofore unexplained quirk of physics. Queso fresco lies across like the rubble left in an eastern European nation after civil strife. The chorizo burns almost black, the grease it emits equivalent to the blubber obtained from an infant gray whale. A spatula slides under the chunk of pig refuse and delivers it unto its cradle. A last bit of salsa completes the equation, spicy enough to register on the palate but mild enough not to upset the blandness of said palate. With movements practiced hundreds of thousands of times to maximize efficiency, hold, and consistency of bite, the burrito forms. And in less time than it takes to sew together this Frankenstein’s Monster of ethnic cuisine, it is eaten.”) [Today!]

ivanhernandez:

I like memes! You like memes too, right? Memes! What a funny word! RETUMBLE IF THIS SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO YOUR HEART.

ivanhernandez:

I like memes! You like memes too, right? Memes! What a funny word! RETUMBLE IF THIS SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO YOUR HEART.

sabordelsoledad:

low quality photos of funny people taken without their consent

Book Zoo, 9/15

Also, Alison Stevenson and Jules Posner are delightful individuals, and though i have no pictures of either i assure you they are both hilarious and attractive and you should probably take them out for pizza sometime.

9/15. Comedy Night @ Book Zoo. 14 Glen Ave. Oakland. 7PM. Free. Featuring Natasha Muse, Kevin O’Shea, Dave Thomason, Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Elias, Leslie Small and Jules Posner. Hosted by Alison Stevenson. 

9/15. Comedy Night @ Book Zoo. 14 Glen Ave. Oakland. 7PM. Free. Featuring Natasha Muse, Kevin O’Shea, Dave Thomason, Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Elias, Leslie Small and Jules Posner. Hosted by Alison Stevenson. 

Tonight: Nightlife On Mars @ Murphy’s Pub. 217 Kearny St. SF. 8pm. Free. Featuring Dave Thomason, Casey Ley, Jessica Sele, Ivan Hernandez, and Adam McLaughlin. Hosted by Red Scott. 

On September 13th five years ago, Hurricane Ike made landfall on the Texas Gulf Coast of the United states, and five years later on the same day five plus one comedians join in the basement of an Irish Pub for a hurricane of comedy!
The Free Show Downstairs is a monthly comedy show produced on the second Thursday of the month by Nightlife on Mars member Red Scott. This month TFSD features:
HEADLINER Dave Thomason - SF Sketchfest, Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival, NPR’s Snap Judgement
along with
Casey Ley - SF Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Jessica Sele - 1st place in Washington University’s Last Comic Standing, Hot Mess Shit Show
Ivan Hernandez - Florida Supercon, Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Adam McLaughlin - Wackygamer, Couple of N3rds, Animal Trash
and host Red Scott - SF Sketchfest, co-creator of podcast Boars Gore and Swords
Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!
 Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Tonight: Nightlife On Mars @ Murphy’s Pub. 217 Kearny St. SF. 8pm. Free. Featuring Dave Thomason, Casey Ley, Jessica Sele, Ivan Hernandez, and Adam McLaughlin. Hosted by Red Scott. 

On September 13th five years ago, Hurricane Ike made landfall on the Texas Gulf Coast of the United states, and five years later on the same day five plus one comedians join in the basement of an Irish Pub for a hurricane of comedy!

The Free Show Downstairs is a monthly comedy show produced on the second Thursday of the month by Nightlife on Mars member Red Scott. This month TFSD features:

HEADLINER Dave Thomason - SF Sketchfest, Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival, NPR’s Snap Judgement

along with

  • Casey Ley - SF Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival
  • Jessica Sele - 1st place in Washington University’s Last Comic Standing, Hot Mess Shit Show
  • Ivan Hernandez - Florida Supercon, Bridgetown Comedy Festival
  • Adam McLaughlin - Wackygamer, Couple of N3rds, Animal Trash

and host Red Scott - SF Sketchfest, co-creator of podcast Boars Gore and Swords

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

 Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Hand to Mouth (9/7/2012): James Fluty, Ivan Hernandez, Eric Cash, Trevor Hill and Alison Stevenson. 

Hand to Mouth (9/7/2012): James Fluty, Ivan Hernandez, Eric Cash, Trevor Hill and Alison Stevenson.